"Anyone who thinks money is 'just' money can't have much of it."

"Cheating on a quiz show? That's like plagiarizing a comic strip!"

"It's not like we're hardened criminals; we're in show business."

"I'm just trying to think of what Kant would make of this."
"I think he'd be fine with it?"

"You know what the problem with you bums is? You never leave a guy alone unless you're leaving him alone."

"You want to be worshiped? Go to India and moo."

"The truth has its price, Everything has its price."

"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue...fall."

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