You can join the north american branch of the Orange Order online, apparently. I was excited at the prospect of receiving my iFlute, but i think the application was rejected (probablyn due to my name, as i doubt the Black Preceptory has access to baptismal records in illinois).

Yes, yes, but where will it all end?  We have iGenty, iMasons, and innumerable iDipshits.  Soon, we'll be dealing with iBuggerall.  And trust me, there isn't a soda fountain to be found in San Diego these days.  There used to be several, as I haply recall, but they are all gone now.   There are plenty of bars that I could recommend as a serviceable substitute, even one directly across the street from a Lodge; but if I'm involved the whole enterprise is sure to be a shambles.  However, if it will serve our general purpose, I'm happy to don morning dress and go on an extended bar hop, or pub crawl, wearing the masonic fez that I obtained under shady circumstances many years ago.  Just say the word and the deal is done.

Last edited by Maximilien de Robespierre (2010-09-23 05:07:15)

We'd be more like Scientologists (and iGents), we'd talk about it, argue, seek publicity, publish photos on line, but never actually do anything