The Congregation for Scatalogical Experiments... Mar 2-3.
oops it's back two days of Alex, looking forward to that! ye
Notice how the only sponsors left are AK and AAAC. AK's very effectively run everyone else out of town.
who will be this years participants?
Probably Charles Franke ties and the Mad Hungarian Peasant.
Speaking of, does Vass even exist anymore?
Last edited by Marc Grayson (2007-01-19 20:34:41)
I'm lost... what is this CSE event?
LMAO! Thank you for refreshing my memory.
Do you recommend that I place this event a little lower on my list of potential marketing venues, then?
A couple of events planned...
A seance will be held to attempt to contact Frederick Scholte from the dead
Lessons on how to determine if you "dress to the right or to the left"
Afternoon activities: Message Board Strategies For Savile Row
MB Lesson 101: Beginner's class on how to write a proper reference for your close, dear, personal anonymous Internet message board fora friend to gain entry to an exclusive Savile Row tailoring house.
MB Lesson 102: Advanced strategies for recovering from the exclusive Savile Row tailoring house hanging up the phone, upon learning of your reference from your close, dear, personal anonymous Internet message board fora friend, with an abrupt, thunderous, ear-jarring "CLICK!"
Activities for Second Day
A seance will be held to contact Savile Row tailor Keith Fallan, formerly of Fallan & Harvey, from the dead to see what he ever did with the 5 suits Grayson promptly shipped back with the sleeves that came down to his knuckles.
Day 2, Late Afternoon Activities: Proper Message Board Fora Deportment For Bespoke Tailor Clients
Lesson 103: How to frustrate, infuriate, and alienate your bespoke tailor by forcing your overbearing self upon him to "collaborate" on your suit, resulting in a previously unheard of 31 fittings, for the sole purpose of impressing the message board fora, ultimately driving a wedge between you and your tailor, resulting in him instructing you to never return for as long as you walk this Earth.
Day 3, Mid-morning Activities: Proper Etiquette For The Wannabe Bespoke Tailor Client
Lesson 104: Learn from actual real-life message board fora habitues how to spend an entire day aimlessly thumbing through every single swatch in every last swatchbook, devoid of even the slightest clue of what you're even looking for, and driving the tailor mad with endless questions such as the difference between "worsted and wooly" fabric and "Super 110 and Super 180" cloth, throwing the books in all directions and leaving them in total disarray, then lifting yourself up at the end of the day and just leaving without uttering another word.
Day 3, Mid-Afternoon Activities: Proper Offline Etiquette For Vicarious Thrill-Seeking Message Board Residents
Lesson 105: Learn from such an individual how to contact your favorite message board fora member, via telephone, to discuss offline the same nonsensical bullshit that is discussed online. Implore that person to then take your email address to enable you to continue with even more nonsensical bullshit. Then, when that message board member is banned, you ungraciously and hypocritically jump on the bandwagon and hurl insults in order to gain acceptance among your imaginary friends in Cyberspace.
Day 4--Learn how to market a book.
If I visited this event just how close could I get to AK?