Is your father a member of the British royal family?
The Baller Jeans Manufactory Concern has obviously retained Slayer26 as a shill, so in principle I repudiate his presence on the forum. Yet despite its odious source the Baller Jeans concept demands deep and penetrating scrutiny. I hope that the board will forgive me if I play right into Slayer's hands (perhaps an infelicitous metaphor) by posting a link to the website:
http://www.ballerjeans.com/
It's hard to tell if they are aiming for an International Male-style roided out club rat or simply courting public masturbation fetishists. Whatever their goal is, I applaud them; were I wearing a pair of their fine jeans I would applaud them from within my pants.

I've seen something similar at the gym. You may be on to something with your steroid remark.

Frankly I would not want to be seen dead in a ditch in those jeans. I would wear a pink tutu and eat a mud pie on national television before I would appear in public in those jeans.

The only way I am wearing those jeans is at gunpoint. And even then I might demur.

But that's just me — typical elitist shitbird writing nonsense on a clothing forum on a Saturday night. So what the bush do I know?

Jeans for wankers! He'd get loads of takers on Style Forum.

If your goal is to humor your dad then go ahead. But if you were being serious about it, you may still proceed with your idea. But personally, there are better gifts out there that are more preferable than a pair of Baller jeans.