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#1 2011-03-09 05:24:45

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Coalition's tobacco display ban will kill off Britain's cigar shops

Ministers cave in to ASH lobbying on Ash Wednesday!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12680815

"Tobacco displays in shops will be banned in England as part of a package of measures to discourage smoking. Instead, cigarettes and other products will have to be kept under-the-counter from 2012 for large stores and 2015 for small shops, ministers have announced."

"Martin Dockrell, of the campaign group Ash, praised the government for its plans, saying there was "strong evidence" they would stop people taking up smoking."

Action on Smoking on Health (ASH) is a "charity" that receives £ millions in taxpayers' money to lobby for smoking bans.

This legislation will kill off specialist cigar shops like Davidoff on Jermyn Street, JJ Fox on St James's Street, Sautter on Mount Street and TomTom on Elizabeth Street. This government is even more nannying than Labour!


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#2 2011-03-09 06:22:15

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#3 2011-03-09 06:52:32

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Bishop,
Down our way the Bentall's cigar display is less than useless - a glass cabinet with no assistant unless you seek one out.
I doubt they would know anything about them or be able to cut the end off a cigar for a customer.

 

#4 2011-03-09 07:40:14

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#5 2011-03-09 07:43:03

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#6 2011-03-09 07:49:51

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#7 2011-03-09 08:11:05

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I see this has now become the curmudgeon forum. I was wondering why I wasn't reading many threads here anymore. Why should I have to pay taxes to provide health care to people who willingly fuck with their health? You can fuck up you own health, but don't ask me to pay for it.


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#8 2011-03-09 08:11:47

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They made exceptions to the public smoking ban for tobacconists and, presumably, what is left of commonsense will prevail in relation to displays in tobacconists. Tobacco is not an illegal substance is it - or is it? I can remember when contraceptives were sold sub rosa from under the counter in chemistrs and as 'something for the weekend' in barbers. Nowadays, they are on sale in supermarkets, next to the sweet counter, and tobacco is being pushed out of sight, as something embarassing and awkward. This kind of thing (as I have said before), makes my blood boil: it is the presumptuousness of some f***ing, stuck-up, pervy Tin-Hitlers, getting their only kicks in life out of telling the rest of us what to do. Cameron and the other moron are as weak as piss. The fact that I could never contemplate living in England again does not mean that my heart does not bleed for Her. If I were to live there again, I should organize some hard-line opposition and civil disturbance (like the odd riot) against this sort of buggeration (a respectable construction law term) of society.

 

#9 2011-03-09 08:20:56

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#10 2011-03-09 08:22:07

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#11 2011-03-09 08:25:57

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#12 2011-03-09 09:29:07

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#13 2011-03-09 11:44:24

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Well, it makes me spit. Brazil has started copy-catting a lot of this ridiculous legislation, to be seen to be towing the international line. But,for pragmatists who look for relative freedom, the good news is that such legislation in Brazil is, generally speaking, ignored by the people and unenforced by the authorities; leaving shop, bar and restaurant owners free to make their own choices and, since most of these places are virtually al fresco anyway, no one cares. The reason that Brazilians ignore this sort of tripe is because they recognize that it is fundamentally illiberal and so they say, as the British I fear lack the balls to say, to all the cretinous, knob-heads out there paid to be drafting away: "STUFF IT!"

 

#14 2011-03-09 11:54:31

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What, oh what has happened to the British--at one time such a virile, daring, valiant and martial people--an inspiration to the whole world? Sometimes I get sick of all the goings-on in this direction in the States and the Peoples' Republic of California in particular, but then I hear about things like this--under the Tories, yet--and I thank God that nearly all my ancestors were on the Patriot side in the Revolution. (The Mohawks in my family line backed the British, but that's about it.)

Some of my friends at Oxford suggested I might be happier if I stayed on in Britain. At times in later years I wondered if they might have been right. These days, when I could not own my guns (almost all of them anyway) nor my darling dog (also banned by the Tories) in Britain, I am very glad I made the choice I did.

I think of one version of an old American patriotic song:

"We are a hardy free-born race
who always fight for glory
and never gave our votes to place
as president a Tory!
Kentucky, oh Kentucky,
the Hunters of Kentucky!"

Of course, I suppose most of western Europe is as bad or worse. As one friend of mine sagely remarked, "We seem to have 'de-nazified' the Germans right of the end of the pike!"

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#15 2011-03-09 12:39:40

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When I were a lad...

Actually, tobacco kills you. If you survive you've beaten the odds. Why on earth it is ok to push any poison is beyond me. That isn't an argument for prohibition: just for common sense.

The complaints about the nanny society which proceed on the basis that anarchy runs riot are way wide of the mark. Over 80% of crime in the UK involves young people (usually men) who are off their head on drink, drugs or both. Not pushing the shit at them solves both problems.

Don't start me on the guns. Wanting to own a weapon for your own pleasure whilst ignoring the danger in which having weapons commonly available puts everyone else is simply wanking.

 

#16 2011-03-09 15:02:30

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Subsequent to making my previous post, it occurred to me that Cameron is a veteran of illustrious (or notorious) Bullingdon Society at Oxford. You'd think an old hellraiser like that would be more resistant to the malevolent do-gooderism of the nanny-staters.

Grossgrain, I fear our philosophies of life are so inalterably opposed that discussion would be of little benefit. However, you mention that most crime in the UK involves young people who are off their head on drink, drugs or both. Fair enough, but I have never heard of a bar-room brawl incited by tobacco smoke. I have never heard of a man beating his wife to death in a tobacco-induced stupor or a car-crash involving someone whose driving ability was impaired by tobacco smoke...well, you get it.

After reading this thread earlier, I went out and sat in the warm California sun smoking a friendly briar and reading a few lines of Virgil. What a pleasant, utterly pacific, contemplative pursuit!

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#17 2011-03-09 15:41:13

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#18 2011-03-09 15:59:42

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Guns have not been 'commonly available' in the UK for a very long time before most of them were banned. Breaches in vetting licence applicants resulted in a couple of tragic incidents. As a result of these, all law-abiding people were forced to give up their guns and the pleasure that they found in using them competitively. Shotguns and sporting rifles will be next because the system for licensing them gave a licence to that fellow (Moat?) who, recently went around blasting indiscriminately but he was so mad that he would have found some other mortal weaponry to effect his purpose; the fact of the matter is that regulation of actual criminals has been a lost cause for some time and so, to create an illusion of control, governments and associated whackos seek to over-regulate those who meekly comply.

 

#19 2011-03-09 16:06:36

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#20 2011-03-09 21:02:58

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#21 2011-03-09 21:05:48

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#22 2011-03-09 21:22:52

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#23 2011-03-10 10:00:40

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This is what I have fired off to the DT, as they sometimes do publish my letters:

"To the Letters’ Editor
The Daily Telegraph
Sir,
In reaction to the continuing pressure from tub-thumping Tin-Hitlers, such as those who run ASH, the government has announced plans to ban the display of tobacco products in shops. Tobacco is not yet a proscribed substance and, used moderately and sensibly, good tobacco can bring much pleasure and ease the strain of living. This has been recognized for hundreds of years and the potential harm of over-indulgence was first noted by The Lancet in 1857. The presumptuousness of certain self-appointed guardians of the public morals, in arrogating to themselves the right to regulate, restrict and, eventually, to rob us of our choices and, coincidentally, to wreck perfectly legitimate businesses (as they demonstrably did with the smoking ban in pubs), fills me with incandescent fury. Why don’t the British people stand up to all the Tin-Hitlers as their forebears stood up to Adolf?
Morover, it is ironic, to my mind, that contraceptives, which were once bought and sold with a blush from a drawer in the chemist’s shop (or with a wink, as “something for the weekend” in the barber’s), are, these days, on sale in supermarkets; sometimes next to the sweets. Now tobacco is going to become, for those who need to censure pleasure, The Great Modern Taboo and treated with the same degree of shame and horror which the Victorians reserved for sex. Maybe it is significant that, considerately and properly performed, they are both pleasurable activities.
Yours faithfully,
Nicholas Storey."

The punch-line actually derives from a great book, called 'Velvet Glove, Iron Fist: A History of Anti-Smoking', by Paul Snowdon (Little Dice, 2009), who convincingly explains that some purse-lipped people have a need to ban pleasure as a means of control; seeking to empower their empty egos at the expense of others.

 

#24 2011-03-10 10:09:37

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#25 2011-03-10 11:47:59

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I congratulate Nicholas on his excellent letter to the Telegraph. The paper is, sadly, no longer Tory and employs several dreadful leftists like Mary Riddell and Rosa Prince.


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