The real life Tarzan:  http://www.smh.com.au/national/the-reallife-tarzan-of-australias-deep-north-20110402-1csjp.html

Some crazy stuff i've been doing.

Been ripping the flowers out of my garden and planting a bunch of weeds instead. How many people do you know that want garden beds full of weeds? Well, i'm that guy. The more my garden beds are over-run with weeds the better.

Weeds can be juiced and grinded for very potent health foods. Some weeds are very abundant in calcium, low in protein and properly balanced with phosphorous, but very few foods on the planet are of such high benefit, that's why l like my weed drinks. Very high in iron and many raw trace minerals too. A brilliant tonic, one of the very best available.

Last edited by The_Shooman (2011-04-03 07:25:08)

max - I once had shooey over for a BBQ  - he didn't eat the meat but my lawn, weeds, flowers, garden was stripped bare after his visit.

Last edited by The_Shooman (2011-04-03 08:14:55)

Well it does have the ability of scattering your head, family and friends whilst simultaneously making you feel omnipotent and cool as fuck. All of my old coke fuelled 'buddies' are currently 'scattered' in Pakistan, Iraq and Kazakhstan. Caveat Emptor.

As Neil Hannon once sang, 'every nose is a vacuum cleaner in the loved up London arena.' Quite.

this thread has really gone into the fucking toilet.  No more tits and ass... Just some guys playing wheel barrow or whatnot.  Hell, at this point, I'd take all the fat chicks that Tony used to post.