The latest official announcement, from the aptly-named 'White House', suggests (I choose my words carefully), that an iceberg, created over a century, out of the original drug-infused Coca Cola receipt, has melted, as a result of unrestrained Co2 emissions by motor cars, manufactured by the bankrupt Ford Motor Car Company in the USA. This has created a gigantic tsunami, which has been so tumultuous in its effect that it has over-swept lower Pakistan but swept on towards Abbottobad, in the North West Province. Seized in its grip, ObL was swept up to Heaven, where he will enjoy the usual privileges of The Faithful; although rumours are that the stated edicts have been hastily amended up there, so that he will be entitled to as many virgins as he can handle. US Navy Seal troops (who stage-managed the whole operation, up to the point of the tsunami), after laboriously disentangling themselves from layers of anti-tank armour, have been left, over a couple of days (and despite literacy problems), to produce a series of varying accounts as to how this blackguard opponent of their 'great western democracy' so easily escaped the long am of Extra-Territorial Justice.

Watch this space for developments in the story and even re-inventions of it all. Believe it all, as you go along; disregarding past stories for the latest - but just believe the latest. The rest is just errors and  lies. And it's all brought to you by the KACL radio network: "We Are Listening".

The fact that, in unison with the White House, we, the united media of the 'free' world are desperately frigging with the actual truth, to produce a coherent and consistent account of it all (despite decades of practice at subterfuge; lies and deceit), is quite beside the point. Don't forget folks:

"There Will Be No Whitewash at The Whitehouse."

Last edited by NJS (2011-05-06 19:29:42)