Hello there --
>> My name is XYZ and I am the assistant editor here at VVV
>> Magazine
>> here in New York City. I¹m currently working on a grooming article for
>> our August 2011 issue and wanted to speak with someone well-versed in
>> the history of men¹s grooming. I came across the author Nicholas Storey
>> and he seems like someone who may be able to provide some insight to the
>> article. I was hoping you could put me in touch with him. As a note ‹
>> the story focuses on the use of oils and powders in mens grooming and
>> their lasting endurance, fundamentally unchanged, despite a market
>> flooded with a plethora of new products, daily it seems!
>>
>> Let me know if you think that Mr. Story would be at all interested in
>> chatting (briefly) to provide some insight. Should I use any quotes from
>> him in the article, I will of course credit him and his latest book.
>>
>> Let me know your thoughts. I hate to be pushy, but I am working on a
>> tight, tight deadline, so the quicker I can speak with him, the better.
>> Thanks for your help, in advance.
>> Best,
>> XYZ

If this (names deleted) were from, or on account of, Chenners or Cromps, they ought to realize that they should never find themselves within punching distance. Forget trolling and screwball comedy, it would be a case of finding their own teeth grinding in the scrotum, just like little stones a turkey's gizzard. I mean an 'assistant editor' uses the phrase 'lasting endurance'? It's on par with 'quite unique'.

Last edited by NJS (2011-05-18 05:45:37)