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#1 2011-05-31 12:30:48
- semi
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I have to design a brochure a brochure for a hotel . any ideas?
three hotels actually- a beachside hotel, a hotel in an location with lots of historic landmarks and a hotel in the mountains.
i need some great ideas. please help. thanks
#3 2011-05-31 13:32:12
- Satan
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Re: I have to design a brochure a brochure for a hotel . any ideas?
I WOULD SUGGEST PUTTING ONE OR MORE NAKED TITTIES ON THE COVER.
BROCHURE ONE - TITTY HOTEL BY THE SEA D TO GO LADIES IN BIKINIS EATING KIELBASA
BROCHURE TWO - HISTORIC TITTY HOTEL D TO GO LADIES WEARING THREE-CORNERED HATS AND BUCKLE SHOES EATING KIELBASA
BROCHURE THREE - MOUNTAIN TITTY HOTEL D TO GO LADIES WITH FAKE SNOW ON THEIR MASSIVE JUGS, WEARING 19TH CENTURY ALPINIST OUTFITS HOLDING ALPENSTOCKS AND EATING KIELBASA
THERE YOU GO BROSEPH AKHIL WILL GET WITH YOU ABOUT BILLING.
"To do ought good never will be our task,
But ever to do ill our sole delight"
#4 2011-05-31 13:33:43
- NJS
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Re: I have to design a brochure a brochure for a hotel . any ideas?
What is the contract rate for the job?
#5 2011-05-31 22:43:24
- K. A. Adams
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Re: I have to design a brochure a brochure for a hotel . any ideas?
Uh, Hire a creative director with a clue and a point of view ? !!!
#6 2011-06-01 01:13:31
- Sammy Ambrose
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Re: I have to design a brochure a brochure for a hotel . any ideas?
If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman
#8 2011-06-01 09:26:21
- Simon
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Re: I have to design a brochure a brochure for a hotel . any ideas?
I deffo be interested if they had tits on the covers. Great idea.
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