What's that in the background, your latest naive art work?
There use to be a real freaky artist who was always in the hippy market in Ipanema on a Sunday, who was a cross between Lowry and Finster: all matchstick men and flourescent UFO's. Tremendous stuff, I wonder if he's still going?
I bought some of his stuff, gave it away as gifts to my family, ofcourse, they didn't get it.
It's time for suicide, I'm afraid. It's the only way out of that mess. Although I would settle for a good shave, and 'donate' the glasses.
Regarding the art: Here's a free idea - start gluing oversize rubber moldings of vaginas onto walls and splattering them with red paint. You'll be a hit in no time and sell the things for thousands; I know some people who can help market you; it will require retention of the beard/stache combo, so if you go this route ignore my earlier advice about shaving (the advice about suicide still stands, although make sure you churn out some pieces first... it should help sales... I will make sure your estate gets the proceeds - you are in good hands my friend, stay calm and don't drink too much - my team will be in touch soon).
EDIT: The artwork idea is a good one, so I'm keeping it - fuck you, you thief!
Last edited by Big Tony (2011-06-21 13:16:37)
So...this picture mysteriously appears just as Cruiser leaves over at AAARGH? Come on, fess up! He escaped to Brazil and is holding you hostage, isn't he? If we see you in a black shirt soon we'll know it's the case.
I am the new Ferryman to Devil's Island and the toll remains at 2d - that is two old British pence.
'Er indoors is going to cut it all off. The beard that is...