lt'll be two fairdinkum aussie blokes getting togeather. Taking big 3 foot thistles to the local market will be troublesome T (they will start to wither too much), so l will bring along a big tray of wheatgrass instead and leave it under my car while i'm parked. lt will save bringing a big electric juicer along because l can bring a simple hand cranked manual model for some big boy juicing action. Get some grass action in ya tummy first thing in the morning and your day will be filled wiff sunshine T! We can juice at the lights, on the side of the street, at the market, in some blokes shop or even at your place...it's up to you.

l juiced in some blokes office once and he went crook at me. He goes "aye mate...what's this grass doing in my office"? l go "it's me dinner mate". He goes "l don't want this shit in my office, piss it off mate". l go "no worries mate". From then on when l visited his office l had to leave the tray of grass in reception with his secretary. l ended up converting her and she started bringing trays of grass to work too. When i'd visit there would be two trays on the desk, hers and mine. Then someone else started growing it so she ended up with 3 trays on her desk before the top man ordered that we piss it all off and all juice in the carpark.  

Naturally l will wear leather soles shoos, and they WILL be stitched buggers. Don't own anything else.

Last edited by The_Shooman (2011-07-13 08:12:57)

^But seriously how would we tell that these are "fairdinkum' Aussie guys"? From their apparent era they could be from nearly anywhere.

The above pic was just a taste fxh and Shooey will be appearing in a new Aussie drama:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/acquiring-soft-spot-for-citys-hard-men-in-underbelly-razor/story-e6frewz0-1226094227746

^I especially like marrow, meat fat, crackling and gristle and also crunching fowl and game bones. Yum yum.

Yep, l am a thin bloke now. Living on grass, weeds, flowers, algae and sprouts will do that. Not an onze of fat on me anymore. Still..it's all good because l am developing muscle very slowly. l feel as fit as a fiddle old son, and l look like a mere boy again.