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#2551 2011-07-26 09:20:40
- Film Noir Buff
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
#2552 2011-07-28 10:59:48
- Gilgamesh2003
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
Like all normal people I find myself turgid and quivering with curiosity whenever I encounter a Fine Gentleman during my daily perambulations. Whether I meet the Sandiwche Artiste at the local "submarine sandwich" shop or the gentleman nurse who conducts my blood testings at the Free Clinic (though I insist on paying, I am no Obamination socialist!) I find myself panting with desire to know what said Good Boulevardier is packing in his trouserings. Fortunately, Andyland ingenue Oliver answers this question, with photographs:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?113036-Whats-in-your-pockets-(Pictures!)
My favorite is "e.) Montblanc Meisterstuck LeGrande ballpoint pen (for my personal use)." Note that he carries a different shitty overpriced ballpoint for use by others.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?113028-Shoe-kit-and-polish-recommendations-(keeping-it-simple)
1475 words on "keeping it simple" with shoe polish.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?112929-Where-do-I-get-something-like-these-pants-(trews)
The Gentleman sends a Despatch from Detroit begging for help finding some fine tropical-weight Scottish "trews." I assume that he wants a very bright plaid so that the EMTs will have an easy time dredging him out of Lake Michigan after youth ruffians push him in.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?112995-Help-me-Build-my-new-Wardrobe-from-the-ground-up!-(Just-got-a-Job-with-Major-Consulting-Firm)
A extremely important consulting bigshot consults with Andyland on where a "24 year old 6ft 160lb athletic build light skinned man" might buy some fine suitings. Does the "light skinned" part mean that he wants to patronize only "racially aware" tailors? We can only dream.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?113002-Request-for-AE-Reviews-and-Input
Allen Edmonds institutes a web review system for their fine shoe-footings. I can't wait to review the performance of my 6,000 pairs of Allen Edmonds shoes (they're all black Fifth Avenues, by the way).
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#2553 2011-07-28 12:16:18
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
#2554 2011-07-28 12:44:27
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
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#2555 2011-07-28 12:52:53
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#2556 2011-07-28 17:59:18
#2557 2011-07-28 20:35:06
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#2558 2011-07-28 21:02:58
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#2559 2011-07-28 21:21:31
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
#2560 2011-07-28 21:30:12
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I know! Oddly enough it also shows up on a bunch of advertising sites. It's almost as if the bar's owner wrote it himself and put it on the Wikipedia page, but no one could be THAT evil.
#2561 2011-07-29 06:41:59
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
That Long fellow ("no pun intended", huh?) sounds like an epic fucking player! I bet he crushes pussy every fucking night!! He is now my epic fucking pussing crushing hero!!!
GET SOME.
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#2562 2011-07-29 06:44:57
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#2563 2011-07-29 07:26:19
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
A better way to think of the Campbell Apartment is: A bar in a train station
#2564 2011-07-29 07:44:02
- justice
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
Fur coat and no knickers!
#2565 2011-07-29 08:20:49
- Gilgamesh2003
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#2566 2011-07-29 09:09:52
- Popeye Doyle
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#2567 2011-07-29 09:25:21
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
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#2568 2011-07-29 09:33:33
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
#2569 2011-07-29 18:44:33
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
Nudist/Thespian/Moderator/soon-to-be-Southern Californian(think Downey)Jovan talks about lounge suits and praises a forumite for his style so reminiscent of the Dook: "I love your latest outfit. Not usually a fan of suede shoes with a lounge suit, but you make it work. Very Edward VIII. (Except, thankfully you're not a Nazi supporter nor would it make sense for you to be.)"
Nice touch assuring the guy that he's not a Nazi--but at the same time reminding him that the reason he can't be a Nazi is because he isn't white. Try that with Admiral Cod, Jovan, and see how far it gets you!
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?48726-A-Trad-What-are-you-Wearing&p=1229123#post1229123
"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#2570 2011-07-31 12:43:41
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#2571 2011-07-31 14:15:45
- Popeye Doyle
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#2572 2011-08-01 12:45:55
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 3 Now With Double Inanity Blocking Powerrrrr!
#2573 2011-08-01 13:03:32
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#2574 2011-08-01 13:22:44
- Kingstonian
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#2575 2011-08-01 14:37:45
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