When you do become numerous people's guru things can happen, but it's not about that anymore. l am here to serve, but not in that way. Still...if l met the baby faced girl in my avator, l would be tempted to give her a kiss on her fat baby cheeks.

Shooman, seriously, listen to what we tell you!

Vegetarianism is alright, but going raw Vegan is suicide!

Besides, you must be the only Vegan who's mad about leather shoes...

UK vegans sport what is called 'prison pallor' - they are pasty-faced.  Certainly nothing wrong with being a veggie - so long as you can stand to eat all the boring food served up in English pubs and resturants.  My wife moans about bakes endlessly.

On a serious note, my daughter is admirably strict about her meat-free diet.  She is, however, reluctant to eat lentils etc. which her mother tends to rely upon.  My hunch is that she'll stick with it.

I use to eat a lot of rice thinking it was healthy, until I found out its an agent behind fatty liver disease.

We use to work with a vegan who we use to call "Prince of Darkness", he started getting into tattoos and we found a fetish tattoo magazine in his desk at work. He once claimed his dog was vegan by choice and he had done experiments with raw meat and vegetable matter and the dog always preferred to eat the vegan way. He's working in Qatar now, I wager he's no longer vegetarian.

On the advice of a delivery driver I sold a Crombie coat to, I gave up eating mixed kebabs.  He delivered 'chilled meat products' all over the country.  Aping Woody Allen perhaps, I ate two corned beef sandwiches with mustard for lunch, washed down with Coca-Cola.  Now that's 'fine lunching' for you.

I'm not sure on the electromagnetic thingy, I'd have to read up on that. Puesdo-Science or Science? That's for the scientists to decide. What I do know is obviously the foods you are eating are probably correcting a lot of underlying deficiencies. Most of all I'd say the iodine found in seaweed and kelp is revving up your thyroid gland. Hence the energy and weight-loss, as well as your foods probably all having a low GI rate. Glad your feeling the benefits but be careful too much is as bad as to little. To correct a problem is great, to create a new one because of it is pretty much a given, with these highly nutritious foods, you hear about such cases all the time.

There is a whole other world out there if you were ever to access the right hemisphere of your brain, you may even gain enough self-awareness to realise what a prick you are, but failing massive brain trauma, or a stroke, I don't see that happening.

A left-hander maybe.  Not sure about the other.