I'm fascinated - why would anyone carry a gun unless say hunting wild cordovans in the woods/bush?
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^ Bill Bailey summarizes it well with a slightly Kraftwerk feel 'Smart Appearance = Respect' 'Untidy Appearance = Shame.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5pdtFqzlc
I've got one of those somewhere, passed on by my dad who got it from some ancestor.
Maybe I should dig it out and put it next to my pocket square carousel ...
FAT LIKE ME
Well, okay, none of you buck studs seem to want to confront it but here is the post: "Can I wear a girdle to hide my horrible excess fat?" in which all our favorites respond--Fridge, Eagle (22 times), Twizz, Hockey, Woulda, Jovan (with a pic from his modelling portfolio):
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?113552-Is-it-ok-to-wear-underwear-which-can-hide-your-flabs
Wise words, ''OP; you got flab, lose the f'king flab. Gyrl sees that girdle ****, she knows you hate yourself. Don't hate yourself, do something about it.''
God bless America for inducing neurosis in men, previously we only had to worry about having a small cock, which seemed to be easily masked by owning a sports car.
Oh and a bit of film folklore, apparently Sean Connery had moobs and actually had to have ice placed on his chest before doing any topless scenes to hide the fact they jiggled about a bit.
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My Good Uncle (not my Father, who preferred his Secret Canadian Family, but my mother's Good Gentle Friend), who was once engaged in a prolonged dialog with employees of the Harvard University (who felt that it was "inappropriate" for him to sleep in their Washroom!), often bemoaned that the other Guests at the VD (Venereal Disease) clinic did not wear the Suit and Tie that he donned, whene're he felt within his Loins the fiery sensation of Wiener Disease, that he contracted while arrayed in the gorgeous uniform of the Coast Guard Reserve Civilian Contracting Corps!!!!
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