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#1 2011-10-19 10:28:39

Bishop of Briggs
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The sewn-in pocket square - the next iGent fad?

I agree with most of what the author of this article writes - www.mensflair.com/style-advice/mode-sewn-in-pocket-square.php

"Jones... clearly has a liking for suiting and colour-matching, but seems to have fallen for a rather common and artless flavouring; the sewn-in pocket square.

"The sewn in pocket square is not actually a square at all. It is not a stuffed-in, decorative handkerchief but a tiny slip of silk or other material that is sewn in to the top of the pocket, obviating the need for a separate accessory. In other words, it is an aesthetic fake; the clip-on bow of the pocket square world. However, it is not a very good fake. With every movement of the jacket, there is no change in the position of the ‘square’; it is but a lifeless border.

"I have no idea what else necessitates such an inflexible, inadaptable, unattractive and lifeless addition to a suit except laziness. However, the convenience of the accessory is entirely wiped out by the expense of it. Jones wears his sewn-in-square suits with matching ties, often in bright colours. This means he must have a sewn-in square suit for every tie he owns; although he can certainly afford it, this is hardly a wardrobe blueprint for a man on an average income, or a sensible act of economy from a supposedly shrewd businessman. It is far wiser to adapt accessories to suits, and not the other way around.

"Disappointingly, these suits have started to appear in shops on the high street (how could you, Zara?), often on mannequins with matching ties, no doubt to encourage the latest armchair-aesthete to avoid all the ‘hassle’ of choosing squares and ties (god forbid there should be colour variety in this world) and simply purchase a manufactured, Lego-man armour for the wash & go generation.

"The worst thing is, in the spirit of the Den, I actually have a better idea for the lazy-but-economical: pocket-square cards (as made by Umo Lorenzo). Simply attached a ‘card clip’ – which receives the card – to the top pocket, and click in your selected ‘card’ of the day (with a strip of silk attached to each). “Sewn-in-security, but with variety.” Absolutely awful."


The second last paragraph describes the typical Andyland scrooge. If this fad takes off, it's only a matter of time before Shillchrist endorses a supplier of suits with sewn-in pocket square with matching tie. An Andyland "sponsor" would soon pinch the author's awful idea in the last paragraph. Be afraid, be very afraid!

Last edited by Bishop of Briggs (2011-10-19 10:28:56)


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#2 2011-10-19 10:59:05

Oo Bop Sh'bam
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Re: The sewn-in pocket square - the next iGent fad?

Jus pull the pocket lining out! Hey presto, a built in pocket square.


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#3 2011-10-19 16:23:55

NJS
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Re: The sewn-in pocket square - the next iGent fad?

I could tell them where to sew it!
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#4 2011-10-19 16:25:49

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#5 2011-10-19 16:48:03

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Re: The sewn-in pocket square - the next iGent fad?


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