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#1 2012-01-11 04:58:39

Blucher
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Posts: 976

Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

Yes, I'm one of those types who just can't believe the van or the man has just driven by the window.  Where's that pair of loafers?  Where's that shirt?  Anyone else as jumpy as me?

 

#2 2012-01-11 05:00:55

Staceyboy
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Posts: 936

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

ABSOLUTELY!!! smile

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#3 2012-01-11 05:16:24

The Woolster
Ivy Antenna
Posts: 1829

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

I always start waiting for that package to arrive well before I know I should. But it's always possible that maybe just this time the sender mistakenly shipped with Express Mail and not First Class, which I actually chose. It's always torture, the waiting.

Last edited by The Woolster (2012-01-11 05:16:48)

 

#4 2012-01-11 05:19:40

fxh
Big Down Under.
From: Melbourne
Posts: 6159

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

So many days, you passed me by
You saw the tear standing in my eyes
You wouldn't stop to make me feel better
By leaving me a box or a letter

 

#5 2012-01-11 05:30:25

steve mcqueen fan
Agent Ivy.
Posts: 1449

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

At one point last year I could hardly keep track of what was coming and going. My wife would tell the guy "Just wait, you know he's going to return it."


"McQueen's message was signaled through subtraction... in a tweed or herringbone jacket and a ribbed swearer he had an electric austerity".

 

#6 2012-01-11 06:08:43

woofboxer
Devil's Ivy Advocate
From: The Lost County of Middlesex
Posts: 7959

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

We used to have a regular post lady who was well disposed to leaving parcels with neighbours if we were out, or even dropping them over the fence if they were waterproof and obviously not breakable.

Nowadays various post persons do our round and I get a lot of those cards to say they attempted delivery but that the parcel can be collected from the local sorting office.  The Royal Mail depot is on the other side of the town and is only open at times that are'nt remotely useful to anyone who holds down a regular job.

Sometimes I've suspected that they write these cards out in advance to save them the bother of waiting to see if you answer, because I've been at home and have found a card but the doorbell hasn't been rung.  I've caught them out at this a couple of times and it was richly satisfying, I can tell you.

Worse than that is when couriers have left parcels on the doorstep in full view of passers by. That makes me really angry. In fact I'm going to have to go and lie down a bit.


'I'm not that keen on the Average Look .......ever'. 
John Simons

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#7 2012-01-11 06:15:28

Blucher
Knows His Ivy Onions
Posts: 976

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

This seems to be a widespread problem.  The minute someone gets used to the round, the managers send them elsewhere.  Delivery times are all over the place.

 

#8 2012-01-11 06:30:29

Richard Bergman
Sock it to 'em R.B. !
Posts: 583

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

I have a few packages waiting for me at the sorting office.

 

#9 2022-02-11 04:24:01

AFS
Member
Posts: 2740

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

Why is Royal Mail so fucking incompetent? (not that some of the couriers are much better).  How many items simply fail to turn up?  At the very least, I should say, one in twenty.  Maybe more.  It's pointless talking to their so-called Customer Services department.  You'd get more sense out of a hamster running round on its wheel.  Items to be signed for never are, just lobbed into the porch with everything else.  Very often the wrong letter or package gets handed over.  This morning, walking along the busy A6, I spy a package left on a window sill for anyone to walk off with.
A postal worker was once asked if Alan Johnson would make a good Prime Minister.  Chap said he wasn't aware that Johnson had even been a good postman.

 

#10 2022-02-11 09:38:14

Kingston1an
Member
Posts: 4187

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

My posties and Hermes delivery lady are wonderful.


"Florid, smug, middle-aged golf club bore in this country I'd say. Propping up the 19th hole in deepest Surrey bemoaning the perils of immigration."

 

#11 2022-02-11 09:45:25

Kingston1an
Member
Posts: 4187

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

Alan Johnson was from the school of hard knocks. Brought up by his older sister. Money was very tight. North Kensington. The other side of the halfpenny steps across the grand union canal, as photographed by Roger Mayne.

Then he came up through the trade union route. He also had the honesty to say he did not think he was up to running the country. All considered, a decent chap.


"Florid, smug, middle-aged golf club bore in this country I'd say. Propping up the 19th hole in deepest Surrey bemoaning the perils of immigration."

 

#12 2022-02-11 10:05:49

RobbieB
Member
Posts: 2219

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

I have read 'This Boy' by Alan Johnson and can recommend it. At one time I thought he had a good chance of leading the Labour Party and perhaps the country but he did admit he didn't think he was up to it. He didn't have the confidence of those chancers that went to Eton/Oxford.
As Kingston1an says a decent chap.


'I am a closet optimist' Leonard Cohen.

 

#13 2022-02-11 10:19:00

Ematt
New member
Posts: 8

Re: Wait A Minute, Mr. Postman...

Any post items needing to be signed for over the last 23 months, have been signed by your postie only. Covid and all that.

 

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