Friend Or FOE (Fashion Obsessed Entity)
Continuing along the theme of fashion obsessiveness...
http://archive.salon.com/mwt/style/retail/2001/03/12/foes/index.html
"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not." Oscar Wilde