My good lady hates red trousers. I was thinking about buying a pair of red chinos last year. She told me bluntly that they "look gay".
Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.