JLo the lover:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/dancer-casper-smart-reportedly-claims-jennifer-lopez-has-insatiable-appetite-for-sex-and-body-of-a-20-year-old/story-e6frewyr-1226197290907
Yes. For almost anything that isn't strictly white-collar desk work at a strictly white collar company. When I was a kid I had to pass one to work in the liquor dept. at a damned supermarket. I drank about 8 gallons of grass-clipping flavored tea in an evening, did the trick.
In hazardous industries like construction and mining, ongoing random testing of the workforce is the norm. A test to get hired by the shop, tests to get on many jobs (hospitals who act as their own general contractors usually are the most demanding), and random testing by the union hall on top of it. The last job I was on tested incoming employees during "safety orientation", anyone with an "inconclusive" result had to be cleared by a doctor before even walking on-site, even with prescription documentation in hand. For insurance purposes contractors often require tests of everyone in the office, even part-time secretaries whose "hazards" are limited to copier toner. I can't think of many retail jobs that don't do it, either. Garbage men (not sure how they find anyone else to pick up garbage). The medical field- same story. Thinking back on some of the brilliant teachers I had as a kid in public school, the teachers' union seems to be doing a good job of keeping it at bay, though.
Ironworkers, ( as in high steelworkers, a trade in which drug abuse might be an actual concern) will walk off to the last man if tested, incidentally. The more skilled trades often have stringent testing on the other hand. I had to take a hair test to be indentured. The results of a "fail" on a jobsite test at certain types of installation (nuke, military, powerplant, etc) is said to blacklist one from that type of work permanently, though there are ways around that, i.e. admitting a "disease" and going to extensive rehab will wipe the slate clean the first time.
The joke of the thing is that cocaine and speed, liable to cause the most unsafe situations, burn through the system so quickly that a crackhead is hard to catch with a test. I've seen scores of harmless elderly ex-hippie types booted though.
Hairtesting is by no means common, however. It is a very expensive process that few are willing to pay for. Federal agents I believe get it done, entering electricians, plumbers, pipefitters, and elevator mechanics here in Chicago, but besides that I've never heard of hair tests being administered. Even CPD cadets only get the whiz test. I'd imagine the OP is being fucked with just a bit( likewise I'm sure that capone volunteer policeman gets hair samples, piss samples, credit checks, breathalyzers, and semen donations taken at least 5x/ week).
Edit: Didn't read quote thoroughly, if the guy's daughter is in the energy industry a hair test wouldn't be unheard-of. Ive heard of them proposed in that kind of work-never carried out though. As they're impossible to cheat on and go back a month/1/2" of hair, the threat sometimes used as a scare tactic.
Question- why the hell did the word "insurance" light up as a link when I posted this? Re-edit: it seems to have went away. Does it show up on anyone else's screen? I've noticed stuff like that on other posts lately.
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Thanks Shammy
I think here, outside of clear link to safety issues, there would be a minor riot if it was suggested that some one be tested for drugs as part of employment.
Its particularly curious because USA is such a bastion, both in rhetoric and in actuality, of individual freedom. Yet within there is this weird paradox.
I watch COPS the reality TV show - I'm amazed at the amount of criminal charges that are possible for small infringements - such as resisting arrest, possession of a small amount of grass, swearing at a cop etc. I'm also amazed at the penalties when convicted for these minor infringements. What here might result in a warning or $300 fine in USA seems to result in a prison sentence.
OTOH I'm astonished at the tolerance and acceptance of gun usage. I know I shouldn't be.
^Of course, in relations to drugs, the testing is considered needed because of the absolute insatiable appetite for hard drugs that US citizens have.
I worked on oil refinery that brought in random drug testing, some trades were testing 100% positive, that would be scaffolders for cannabis and heroin for steel erectors. There was also a H poblem with the plant operators. It was embarrassing after a couple of months, the demographic was reduced to individuals who were known to be clean living.
A lot of American companies come into Europe in a blaze of we are going to drug test all the subcontractors and vendor representatives, but are soon put in their place. Here in the Netherlands drug testing is unenforceable and it is illegal to not in employ someone because they have refused a drug test.
Funny, how the two countries with the least social mobility in the Western world i.e. the US and the UK are also the most obese.
I suggest looking up US Supreme Court judge Ginsburg's recent comments about their constitution, plus the wild arguments it sparked, if you want to get a taste of "debate" in the United States works and how impossible it seems for them to agree on anything other than life MUST be a zero sum game...
from TI:
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/viewtopic.php?id=11501
Oh - Russ - funny to see you here...
Anyway - I'm sure I've asked before but can someone tell me what is a "rush" in the USA university context?
And explain - yet again - the difference in USA between university, college and prep school?
Here prep school is what you do after kindergarten and is the start of primary school - so someone in prep school would be between 5 and 6 years old.
And a "sorority" - its a sort of a club on university campus? What benefits are there of being in the club? cheap booze?
Sadly I once watched Animal House - I'm still only partly informed.
What is the point of these clubs? What is it they provide and why? How much is membership? Is membership restricted or is it just ability to pay?
"I'm sure I've asked before but can someone tell me what is a 'rush' in the USA university context?"
Rushing is the process by which freshmen are inveigled into joining a fraternity or sorority. This used to involve a lot of booze and drugs; I think they've toned it down considerably since I went through it in 1980. During the process the frat brothers do weird and abusive things to the pledges. This builds character.
"And explain - yet again - the difference in USA between university, college and prep school?"
The terms university and college are often used synonymously, and refer to a four-year, bachelor's degree program. However, nobody says "Fred's at university;" they will say he's at college.
Universities often have graduate schools attached. Colleges are almost always four year deals.
A prep school is a private high school, often a boarding school. High school in the US is grades 9-12, or ages 14-18.
"And a 'sorority' - its a sort of a club on university campus? What benefits are there of being in the club? cheap booze?"
Fraternities and sororities are clubs, sort of. They used to be much more prevalent. My college, Denison University (which has no graduate schools) pretty much castrated the frats by not allowing the members to live in the chapter houses on campus and severely restricting their ability to ply the aspiring members and the general public with Old Milwaukee beer in kegs. When I was there (1980-84) the sorority sisters could only have six (I think) members living in the house because of a law on the books in Granville, Ohio, that defined a brothel as any dwelling with seven or more unmarried women. Who knows what they've done with those — probably turned them into lesbian grain collectives.
Cheap booze is the unifying theme throughout the generations. And sex.
In the UK we use to have colleges, but now they are all "universities" of invariably low distinction.
Oddly, Oxbridge still has colleges.
The whole fraternity and sorority culture in US colleges is simply exotic to the Brits, we have nothing equivalent, unless you count the Debating Society, Young Conservates, Young Trotyskites, The Gay & Lesbian Society. There's nothing like a secret fraternity of hedonistic delight.
Same as end of school proms, simply a good idea, but doesn't work in the old country. We finish our A-Levels and went straight to the local pub to get pissed as quickly as possible.
In Canada, a University grants degrees; a College grants diplomas. The premise is that the former are more theoretical in nature and the latter more "hands on", or applied -- more directly related to job preparation.
The University I attended for my undergraduate degree in the early `80s (Waterloo) did not allow fraternities -- that may have changed since.
We were told in our Sixth Form that if you wanted to work for the secret service of the diplomatic field that St Andrews was the university of preference due to the communist spy cells that had infiltrated Cambridge in the past.
Of course, with my academic record St Andrews was off the cards.
A club like the Bullington at Oxford would be somewhat similar to American fraternities.
I might mention that the American fraternities and sororities customarily have elaborate rituals, often directly inspired by the practices of Freemasonry. On the positive side, they do provide a social nexus for students. Being a 17- or 18-year-old adrift in a university with 40,000 students can be a bit daunting. The bonds and connections forged in these organizations are thought to be of benefit socially and career-wise later in life. They ostensibly emphasize gentlemanly and ladylike behavior, character building, and they like to make a show of community service. On the negative side, they are often criticized as havens of snobbish, superficial values as well as being unduly devoted to social activities, partying and heavy drinking. Academic achievement is often regarded as being incidental or at least of secondary importance, or so critics like to claim, anyway.
My stepson was active in one for most of his college career. I think in hindsight he feels his time and energy could have been utilized more productively.
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