1. If you've ever been sent a fawning PM asking for your autograph
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
2. If you've ever been asked to sit at a distinguished roundtable at a small hotel room trunk show
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
3. If you're as well-known by a derisive nickname as by your actual screename
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
4. If you spend more time online creating rules about suits than you do actually wearing suits
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
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5. If you have ever started a private e-mail list for your fans and groupies
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
6. If your mere presence on a thread has ever ignited a flamewar
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
7. If you think you should be financially compensated for the content of your posts
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
8. If you've ever dropped your screename to impress someone in real-life
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
9. If you've ever copyrighted some or all of your posts
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
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If the hearts of attendees at sartorial flatulence events begin to race, their knees go wobbly, and their eyes start to tear the moment you enter the hotel room
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If trolls adopt you as their personal lord and savior . . .
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If otherwise rational men make reservations for a sartorial vacation and eagerly anticipate the privilege to have their bespoke suits expertly fitted by you
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If you have a house account at Tip Top
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If close, dear, personal anonymous fora friends use you as a reference on Savile Row
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
And, if great Italian shirtmakers are inspired to conjur up creative, new bodily gestures for cursing you for your Arse conduct on the fora
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If you ceaselessly issue dogmatic statements
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity.
If people start threads to congratulate you on your post count . . .
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If you thrift a lot and people congragulate you on it
..you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If men the world over lust after your collection of shoes, cufflinks, pocket squares, etc. . . .
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If in telephoning Anderson & Sheppard, they immediately hang up the phone on you with thunderous,"CLICK," after you introduce yourself
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If you wear Depends adult diapers so as to avoid going to the toilet and possibly missing even one chance to post
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If complete strangers camp outside your house imploring you to demonstrate, in intricate detail, how to make a spalla camicia
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If a middle-aged, bearded stranger wearing a powder blue jacket, navy blue chalk-striped trousers, brown suede shoes, and a matching, monochromatic shirt and tie approaches you from behind asking if your name is Connie
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If bespoke tailors, shirtmakers, and shoemakers around the world pray to God each day that when the telephone rings or when someone arrives at their shop it's NOT you
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If you boast about the modified ready-to-wear shirt made for you by another message board celebrity . . .
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If other message board denizens congratulate you on the splendid modified ready-to-wear shirt made for you by another message board celebrity, telling you how very, very fortunate you are to have received such a gesture of magnanimity . . .
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If people who don't even know you feel free to mention your name, for no apparent reason, in various men's retail establishments
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
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If a minimum of 10 posts on FNB discuss your own inane post(s) on other fora
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity
If you are routinely referred to only obliquely by epithets known only to insiders when cited on FNB as the author of inanities . . .
...you might be a men's clothing internet message board celebrity