I hope your trousers were high rise and didn't show your crack when you bent over to touch your toes.

The Dandies over at Andy's once again run a thread describing all the things that other people wear that are hateful or so aesthetically displeasing that the official Genius American Mensa "...actually thought about doing an Oedipus Rex with my eyes." Naturally lots of the usual references to "ghetto" and "scumbag".  (I really, really hate these fuckers):
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?119374-Aaaarghhh!-My-eyes!

Hi! What kind of ivy league footwear should one employ in the seasons during which gravel and grass areas are mysteriously coated with a hard, slippery, water-based substance?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?119402-Trad-options-for-Winter-footwear

Brooks Brothers in for a stomping from the AndyTrads because they have forsaken their eternal Guarantee (Trip suggesting that it is because the Ghettos and the Scumbags have begun abusing it the way the iGents always have, and it has become unprofitable) and they are now moving in a "hipster direction" that will eventually lead to more ghetto and scumbag:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?119344-Anyone-else-upset-at-the-hipster-direction-BB-is-going

The thread on Ivy Style where students can win $500 of clothes is a rich source of inanity
http://www.ivy-style.com/students-only-southern-tide-back-to-school-giveaway.html#comments

All we now need to know is who on here is 'Simon'?

Comment by Simon — September 19, 2012 @ 6:55 am
This is so cheesy, I can’t believe my eyes. These “confessions” are bluntly effeminate and tossy. It’s the first time I got to observe the full extent of American fatuous, self-absorbed myopia, and it left me flabbergasted…

It's just top-notch

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Winning comments by Wa**er in the win $500 of clothing competition on Ivy Style
http://www.ivy-style.com/students-only-southern-tide-back-to-school-giveaway.html#more-2842

Im Currently a student at the Johns Hopkins University, and while my studies in Mechanical Engineering and Materials Science do take a large portion of my time, I’ve prided myself on being very involved on campus. My school has a….reputation, a reputation for being no fun at all. I strongly disagree with that stigma and I’ve been having an amazing time at college. However, there is still a large portion of the student body that doesn’t see eye to eye with me, always complaining about a lack of fun activities and school spirit (except lacrosse of course!) Its my goal, that by the end of my senior year, Hopkins will be a happier, more enthusiastic place. I am a varsity fencer, ambassador to the admissions department for the undergraduate student body, president of my fraternity, founder of 3 student organizations (my favourite is the Hopkins Hooligans, where a group of friends and I show up to poorly attended sports events and start a cheer section) Executive member of the largest student run fair in the country. I’ve been throwing myself head-first into my activities, making connections within the school’s organization, and slowly making my vision of my school a reality. GO HOP GO HOP