"Student body" is one of those terms people use when they are trying to sound smart. "Students" gets the job done and doesn't make the writer sound like a dork.

And from the sound of it I'll bet that some fine evening the students will rise in a body and chuck this guy in the Inner Harbor.

What kind of monster would choose "fate" over suck or fuck?

Speaking of monsters -

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?119473-Was-I-being-fed-a-line-Are-3-button-suits-coming-back
Andyites manage to turn a moronic discussion of three button suit jackets into a nightmarish tour of their insecurities. The story begins, as all Andyland stories do, with an Andyman locked in fierce passive-agressive combat with an "SA" - that's "sales associate" to you low-class rubes who don't know the correct form of address one uses when one is striking the girl at Banana Republic in the face. The OP encountered an SA who told him that three-button suits are coming back; the OP knew, deep within the withered, coiling reptile that passes for the soul in the Andyman, that the salesman lied with every word, as in the Browning poem. But like all Andymen he loathes confrontation and craves approval, so he remained silent. This configuration, obviously, is exactly what Andylanders want out of an interaction with a salesman - deep down they want to be tortured with lies and misinformation so that they can display their righteous suffering for their brothers. "I do find it acutely uncomfortable when the assistant's level of knowledge is considerably less than my own. What is the polite way to behave in such a situation?" asks Shaver, cutely, with a boner, as if he doesn't already know. Exterminate all the brutes.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?119472-quot-Problem-quot-I-need-quot-solved-quot
The rube to end all rubes wants to know whether he's allowed to buy a Barbour in London. Andyites give him a great deal of advice - one precious soul tells him to buy an old, jizzed-on Barbour on ebay and send it to be re-waxed at the Barbour America waxing facility. Another poster laments the fact that "hipsters" (the under 60 crowd?) have adopted the Barbour. The adorable homunculus Shaver imparts this wondrous pearl of wisdom: "I recommend against purchase. A Barbour is an item that needs regular wear to develop it's distinctive look. A brand new Barbour is anathema and if you rarely wear it then it will retain a brand new appearance." Exterminate all the brutes. Is it possible that Shaver really lives in the UK and yet he thinks of the Barbour coat as a fashion accessory to be carefully modulated? I understand that in the UK Barbour jackets are mostly employed by farmers to protect their nicer garments from rain, manure, and cow placenta? Am I mistaken?

.ent..

Last edited by The_Shooman (2012-09-26 05:38:40)

What to wear if you are introducing POTUS (President of the United States for non Americans) at a place called Bowling Green University. It is in Ohio.

The Full Cleveland?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?119514-Attire-for-Meeting-the-President

Last edited by fxh (2012-09-26 19:40:09)

Young bloke had broken his wrist the night before I think.

Left handed shake used to be a Boy Scout thing.

Last edited by Popeye Doyle (2012-09-27 09:21:44)