Be back soon.
Feel free to keep in touch via this phoney email account: frostmellor@googlemail.com
Short notice I know, but I think I've tied up most loose ends (... And I thought of Cooly as I did so!)
I actually got paid for once this morning & so I'm off to spend it all at the seaside!
Say a little prayer for my liver...
David
Why does the title have the ring of Mr. Toad's wild ride?
Well really!
Etiquette requires that I should at least be buried before you piss on my grave...
A Gentleman would know that...
This thread is only to display my deluded sense of self importance that if I stop posting for 5 minutes you'll all worry about me.
Try to get by without me for a spell that's all I crave.
If any of you were to pine for me I don't know what I'd do...
xxx
About this time of day I'd expect Terry to start posting some eminently amusing stuff, but he's no doubt off frolicking by the seaside in a scandalously unfogeylike manner. He's probably dispensed entirely with bathing machines and is not the least bit concerned that the odd reprobate might catch a glimpse of Mrs. Leans ankles. Just think!
Hope you're enjoying your little outing, Old Salt!