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#3 2012-10-23 20:25:31
- fxh
- Big Down Under.
- From: Melbourne
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
Looking good. I appreciate the effort.
I am suitably impressed that you have been "exposed maybe four to five times" - with the same pair of shoes. You sure you aren't an australian from queensland?
Was it all in the same establishment? From your vast experience does it make a difference if its vodka, wine, beer or Irn Bru and Bucks?
Do you think lessons on how to lean forward to a vomit in a more projectile manner might be a useful addition to a chapter on shoe care? Or was this a result of a "close friend" unloading or a stranger danger issue?
#5 2012-10-24 06:54:55
- fritzl
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
"I'd give all the Champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him(Eric Cantona) in a big European match at Old Trafford." George Best(1946 -2005)
#7 2012-10-24 09:25:17
- fritzl
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
"I'd give all the Champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him(Eric Cantona) in a big European match at Old Trafford." George Best(1946 -2005)
#9 2012-10-24 18:33:00
- David Reeves
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
My lady wife and I had a good laugh at your Vomit Patina Albert.I would suggest a legs wide apart and bent over stance holding onto a wall with one or both hands to minimize vomit stains.
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#10 2012-10-24 22:16:40
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
Some nice shoos and a nice patina. Those shoos need a good drink of moisturiser and an occasional wax to keep the nasties out.
#14 2012-10-25 01:36:57
- The_Shooman
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
#16 2012-10-25 04:27:34
- Liam Mac
- Ivy Avenger
- From: Beyond!
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Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
I have a pair of suede Beatle Boots I puked all over once. They didn't look as good as yours do afterwards Albert, I must say. In fact they never recovered. Totally ruined. I think I was drinking Vodka and Red Bull.
I may take some photos if any of you weirdo's want to have a good laugh.
#18 2012-10-25 05:40:26
- Liam Mac
- Ivy Avenger
- From: Beyond!
- Posts: 4789
Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
I'll get on it this evening when my missus gets back from her travels with the camera. I've always wanted to show them to people who may get a chuckle out of it because I still can't get over the loss.
I still think of the boots I loved so dearly when I was 18/19 and only got to wear once. It stops me from enjoying the true horror that I subjected them to. What a night though..
#19 2012-10-26 02:46:23
- fxh
- Big Down Under.
- From: Melbourne
- Posts: 6159
Re: Vomit Patina (on popular request; love to fxh)
Let leave this here - minus link - if you cant tell a spewing, chucking, growling at the gravel, technicolour yawn, etc tale leave.