fritzl has come up with the wonderful phrase: "Bastard On Duty." Let's put it to good use, shall we?
I've got a scotch in hand so ask me anything.
Due to the time difference, Twin Six will be relieving me when my shift is over.
Fire away.
PB, given that I'm implicated in this "Ask the Bastard on Duty" business, I've got to know your preferences relative to those of your namesake:
Peter Gabriel Genesis or Phil Collins Genesis?
I have been inspired to be a bastard since the founding of FNB.com but did not register until the latter part of last year. I have learned so much from Grayson, FNB, Twin Six, Incroyable, Horace, Vaclav, Terry Lean, Tony Ventura, Coolidge, bosthist, Cruz Diez, Nemesis, kenperes, rsmeyer, richt, and others. Coincidentally or not, I have also incurred the (to my mind, rather irrational) hatred of certain message board moderators. They took note of a slightly acerbic, irreverent, and sarcastic tone in some of my posts, and sought to silence me. Considering the number of Asian girlie pictures I posted, you would think they would have shown me more gratitude (or leniency!), but it was not to be. In any event, part of being a true Bastard is not taking clothing message boards too seriously. I will just have to content myself with living a life that is, by any reasonable standard, not fucking bad at all.
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Tuna salad or chicken salad?
Also...how do I become an even bigger douchebag?
Dude, how many on that list have you done already?
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