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#1 2012-11-08 09:37:40
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
ivanov's Very Own Thread.
For all things ivanov & to spare other threads -
Best,
#4 2012-11-09 03:16:55
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
Dear Mr. iva,
As your name is almost Ivy, why not come and post in the Talk Ivy subforum in the basement here?
There's a small trapdoor just under The Wardrobe that leads to it...
I will be your host.
The first drink is always on the house.
Best -
Jim
#5 2012-11-09 04:07:50
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
Dear Mr. imanob,
I'm going to miss you now you're off on your holiday, Andy -
Keep in touch,
Best -
Jim.
Check in around two weeks from now, if you still have a taste for all this. Or bounce back again under a new name.
We are only really parting for now due to your PMs... Oddly the thing you were never able to do...
x
#6 2012-11-09 04:29:15
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
imanob/Andy is just taking a break & is most certainly not banned - All he's had is his name, avatar and password messed with for thinking he can spread bile by PM here.
Not that he could ever send PMs...
Next ?
#8 2012-11-09 09:20:47
- adorable homunculus
- Member
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Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
^If it cheers you up any, your avatar is first rate. If you ever tire of it, then please throw it my way.
We dont need any of the clothes we buy except as a means to be the star in the film of our life populated by constructs - FNB
thank you!#10 2012-11-09 11:17:36
- formby
- Member
- From: Wiseacre
- Posts: 8359
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
Souvent me Souvient
#11 2012-11-09 12:14:27
- Albert
- Member
- Posts: 139
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
My employer blocked FNB after only three days of posting and it's sooo strenuous to go all bonkers on the Pear Shaped... 
On the upside, my alcohol level is usually higher on lè weekend, which normally helps.
#12 2012-11-09 12:18:53
- formby
- Member
- From: Wiseacre
- Posts: 8359
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
Souvent me Souvient
#14 2012-11-09 13:55:31
- formby
- Member
- From: Wiseacre
- Posts: 8359
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
Souvent me Souvient
#15 2012-11-09 22:27:45
- Chévere
- Member
- From: Baltimore
- Posts: 856
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
Talking about alcohol fueled rants, I already miss Mssr Ivanov.
When I was in surgical training, some young males used to come in to the Emergency room (casualty area) intoxicated with PCP (ketamine) laced marihuana. They would lie catatonic on the stretcher with 4 point restraints on. If you rattled the stretcher or shook them vigorously they would bolt up vituperating and snarling in a spittle drenched tirade, struggling chaotically against the restraints. New interns were treated to the show by older house officers in the "now get a load of this!" spirit of callow youth. Familiarity with the events described diminished the thrill somewhat but after a few days without seeing such, when a young man rolled in a stretcher I would find myself musing anticipatorily- alcohol? (meh...), or PCP? (yippee!)
Mssr Ivanov brought fond memories of younger days, and I look forward to more of his posts.
Last edited by Chévere (2012-11-09 22:32:59)
Cógelo suave, pero cógelo.
#16 2012-11-09 22:45:12
- 4F Hepcat
- THE Cat
- Posts: 14333
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
So it was Andy's latest incarnation?
Poor chap, lets hope foggy northern Italy this time of year, illicits a new cure for this strange tale of non-ordinary Ivy madness.
Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound
#17 2012-11-10 02:30:31
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
If his vanity can withstand having his nose tweaked then he'll be back. There's nothing to stop him. It's much more fun to mess with people who try to mess with us than to ban them !
#18 2012-11-17 05:42:16
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
Lord, he's even died on Ask Andy...
And he's too pussy to post on here now too ?
#19 2012-11-18 23:19:56
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
Ask Andy certainly has a lot of ninnies, even the established members are gangly teens ...I came back for you though.
#21 2012-11-19 02:05:26
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
I usually reach for the crotch.
#23 2012-11-19 02:18:30
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
Exposing my disabilities? To what end? Humiliate me in front of Shooman?
I need no legs, I sit atop the shoulders of shooman.
#24 2012-11-19 02:33:28
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: ivanov's Very Own Thread.
I hear your shrill and bitter cry and I want to hold your hand (assuming you have arms, etc.) in sympathy.
You must hate shoes. But I promise you that they are not there to mock you. Feet and legs are overrated - I'm on your side.
Plus you must only take half as long in the bath as I do so who's laughing now?