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#1 2012-11-19 02:52:49
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
How To Please A Woman ?
I know that coming home at 4am isn't a part of it.
I also now know that taking calls from NYC at 2am isn't a part of it either...
Your tips please.
#2 2012-11-19 13:04:07
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
A nice weekend trip, gifts too. Although finally having the nerve to ask your doctor about good erectile dysfunction medication would do wonders.
#3 2012-11-19 13:11:31
- Drum Thunder !!!
- Son of Odin
- From: the Time that Land Forgot.
- Posts: 3768
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Just tie it to a splint Jim.
Arrives unpressed and minimally packaged.
#4 2012-11-19 13:31:58
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Tie what to a splint? His corpse wife?
Is his woman made of a life-like petroleum based product?
#6 2012-11-19 16:13:08
- fxh
- Big Down Under.
- From: Melbourne
- Posts: 6159
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
If you weren't home until 4am then you couldn't have disturbed her by taking a call at 2am.
#7 2012-11-19 16:24:14
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
True, unless she checks his phone and unless taking a call from NYC would be a suspect thing, but then again do dolls have brains? I think too little of Ivy Jim's comments to ever really read them completely.
I should because Ivy Jim is clearly a molester of trusting men.
#8 2012-11-19 20:02:57
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
The Chinese spammer is correct, and touchingly so. We have a lot to learn and purchase from China.
#9 2012-11-20 00:44:57
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
I'm tickled that you think I'm married !
... And yet I may be, it all depends on if Voodoo is a recognised religion in England. I am unsure.
Help ????
I enjoyed Ivanoff's contributions here - As he has no legs, the other thing on my mind was what else he might be lacking downstairs. I think I now know.
#12 2012-11-20 07:40:31
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
First he needs to actually have a mind...
#13 2012-11-20 13:04:35
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Ivy, that was not particularly cute...Yuca, do you think that by doll I was referring to a real live woman?
Wont to childish play on a forum that only half a dozen people visit, sure that is fair...
Last edited by ivanoff (2012-11-20 13:12:23)
#15 2012-11-20 13:11:42
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Ahh, use my perceived notion of you as a gullible baby to trick me..Cant say that I am not astounded
#16 2012-11-20 13:27:37
- Yuca
- Member
- Posts: 8568
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
It wasn't a double bluff, I really did misunderstand you earlier.
some sort of banal legitimacy
#17 2012-11-20 13:38:47
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Oh...oh my!
You are a nice fellow though. Nothing redeemable about Ivy Jim. You should take over moderatorship here
#19 2012-11-21 02:06:12
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Massage my nether regions, you incompetent stooge!
Cheers
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You know if you do choose to ban me...again...when your vanity has been sufficiently wounded, how will you play it off?
Last edited by ivanoff (2012-11-21 02:09:39)
#20 2012-11-21 02:16:11
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
You have never been banned. I merely changed your name, avatar, password and edited your posts a little for fun -
Here's your old identity back in its new form:
Name: Imanob
Password: 123456
Now you can be twice the person you currently are !
Finding my vanity to wound it must be your quest. So far all your comments have been based on the various lines that I've fed you.
Best -
#21 2012-11-21 02:18:06
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
Of course...you are a mastermind now too. It has stopped amazing me, how pathetic you can be.
What else, besides cute one liners and moderation make you so grand?
#23 2012-11-21 02:25:15
- ivanoff
- The Half Man Who's A Hole.
- Posts: 129
Re: How To Please A Woman ?
When ever is there a pt when dealing with you? It is just a joy to bash your head in a little..oh but of course, your head is impossible to find because you are so witty.
