Dear Desperate Dan -

You've threatened to menace my little Daughter, you've threatened to lose me my job, you've accused my wife of adultery, you've called my son retarded, you've mocked my late mother, you've mocked my career, you've mocked my income, you've mocked my sexuality, you've mocked my religion, you've mocked my health, you've mocked my IQ, you've mocked my education, you've compared me to Hitler and your latest desperate ploy is to make numerous posts calling me a paedophile...

You got anything else for me ?

Nothing is working so far so you need some other 'next level' to take all this to. My fascination is in seeing what that next level could possibly be as you've burned through all the usual slurs in a record amount of time.

How will you top calling me Hitler & a paedophile ?

What is there left for you to use now to try to make me care ?

And just why are you so desperate ?

Now that really would be going too far !

Ouch !

Now THAT'S quality trolling !

The Ivy Fritzl

He could call you a Mod. That would be really mean.

Now, you see.... This isn't upping the anti, Dan. You are just recycling old failed taunts now. Don't you have any new material at all ?

But I do love the issues that you raise as they are obviously things which you think might bother me. Why do you think that? I'd offer because these are all the things that bother you.

Only Mr. Adorable Homunculus has got close bothering me so far on this thread. You are so way off the mark, Dan Goodfella. But then you're not really talking about me anyway, are you?  You're just talking about yourself. And I am most certainly not like you... Which is why your trolling keeps failing.

Take a hint from Mr. Adorable Homunculus and improve your work ?

Shalom  -

See? That's better - Entertainment and information all in a few words.

Come on Goodfella, raise your game ?

Oi, Eckharte your mums a dirty old slag.

Yes, Couldn't agree more. His trolling sucks harder than his mum does.

Not that I'm in the mood for troll wars, but I have a correction to make.
The proper way to slash your wrists is perpendicular to the long axis of the arm.
That way you not only secure quick exsanguination but should you fail in the attempt to end your life, the damage to the tendons will result in long lasting impairment of the cut hand, and the nerve damage will ensure painful sequelae and atrophy of important muscle groups.

Slashing along the long axis of the arm virtually ensures missing most vital structures and better looking scars. Altogether a better option for dramatic effect, useful to those "crying for help" rather than sincerely trying to end it all as it will produce longer scars (better for shock value) with less longterm sequelae.

I wouldn't mind a Troll war... It would make a nice change from shooting fish in a barrel like I do with Dan Goodfella....

I think I'm going to start using 'Goodfella' as a useful term...

- "Look out, you nearly stepped in some Goodfella there."

- "Christ, that smells like Goodfella."

You get the idea...