Shooey said:
"l swear....in the next 10 years l am retiring to a certain island and l am going to live a simple life. l will live off the land, build a log cabin, wash in the ocean, sell kelp to the local factory 2 days a week and write books the rest of the time. l won't have to pay any income tax, won't have to pay any bills or rates so l won't need to work hardly at all. "

Send me a PM before you leave and I'll give you my address so you can send me your shoes. Don't worry I'll pay for the post (Or freight, depending on the number of shoes). I'll make at least that sacrifice to take that load off load off your mind (a proper caring home for your shoes where they will be tended to with loving care).