"Were you as excited as I was when Alex Kabbaz made his 5000th post on Ask Andy?"
"Isn't that your mother calling?"
No, I haven't received my teal alligator tube belt from Jay Kos yet.
"Mr. Bush, I would call you Pagliaccio, but that might cause some confusion on the message boards."
"You mean Pinocchio."
"No, I mean Pagliaccio, but Pinocchio is apt enough."
"Your Highness, perhaps you can settle an ongoing dispute Tony Blair and I
have had: Brown in town?"
"Mr.Bush, please don't let your speechwriters run about in town with Al Capone impersonators".
"How does my Jantzen fit?"
"I couldn't get my AAAC Club tie from Carlo so I had to use the IRS. Mission Accomplished"!
"Do you like my spalla camicia?"
"That must be the emperor's new spalla camicia. Yes, it's splendid."
"YOU'RE KITONBRIONI?"
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"Nice hat, Your Majesty"
"Thanks. Philip picked it up at SartFlat 2007 after the door prize winner never claimed it."
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"So Laura tells me your Dad's name was George too, Your Majesty? That's freakin awesome."
"Yes, quite. We referred to him as George VI."
"No s**t? I call my dad 41."
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"Was that your daughter in law I saw at the Kentucky Derby on Saturday, Your Majesty?"
"If it weren't for those damn swift boats, I could be having dinner with John and Teresa tonight."
"No, Mr. President. Although Paris Hilton was driving a Bentley, I have no authority to pardon her."
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"Mr. President, I do wish I could pull some strings and obtain an extra pair of shoe laces from John Lobb gratis for Mr. Grayson, however those cheap bastards won't even give me anything for free"