The thing I find funniest is if Bryan hadn't gone on MTV Cribs no one would have noticed the house was the same house.

Foolish!

This all makes me very happy with the fact that I veered from my predisposed path of stardom, influence, and utter greatness to become a complete nobody, a troglodyte left to fester amongst the inconsequential masses.

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I find it hard to savvy the sympathy for Dick the Wasp or his real life alter-ego Bryan. Dick really did come across as a prat, a prick and a pretender in his blog.

I seriously doubt whether Chenners is in much danger of a lawsuit. In the first place, in libel cases, truth is always a defense. It would be amazingly hard for Rep. Bryan to prove he is not Dick the WASP, given the overwhelming evidence that he is. Also, the last thing Bryan/Dick wants to do is to keep stirring the pot and garnering more notoriety over this matter. He has done the most sensible thing under the circumstances: Issued a denial and taken down the blog. Most of the reports described WASP 101 as a "men's fashion blog." This might be a curious sideline for a small-town politician from the Piedmont region of North Carolina, but it sounds pretty innocuous to a casual observer. The fact that WASP 101 was actually a "lifestyle" blog filled with a lot of braggadocio and sexual posturing, including alluring pix of probably underage "preppie" girls, will be overlooked, as will the fact that Dick the WASP was a totally phony persona--a North Carolina farm boy and Appalachian State alum--posing as a sort of American brahmin.

However obnoxious Dick the WASP may have been, the story is interesting: I mean, here is a guy who is probably a sort of borderline hillbilly living in the midst of a contemporary national culture that glorifies "rednecked-ness" via reality shows, country music and whatnot, where the redneck, although uncultured and brutish, is normally portrayed as a rollicking, merry good fellow, very "authentic" and ultra-American. Yet Brian/Dick chose to turn his back on all this and glorify in his way a culture that values social gentility and refinement, one that combines elegance with frugality and all that good stuff. I've got to admire him somewhat for that--arguably, he's the ultimate iGent!

My personal favorite tales of Dick the WASP:

Where he forged a letter that caused a girl he coveted to break up with her fiance. After a short fling, then Dick cast the poor girl aside...what a dashing cad!

When, as he was leaving a restaurant with his wife, a beautiful, raven-haired waitress planted a kiss on his mouth and passed him her phone number. As I remarked at the time, I think I was a pretty decent specimen of manhood in my prime, yet I never so much as had a fat, ugly waitress come on to me in that fashion. I certainly had (and perhaps still have) a much more imposing physique than Master Dick, which leads me to the third...

When he posted a photo of his flabby, weak-looking naked torso to prove he wasn't fat!

He was a prat, but I'll sort of miss him nonetheless.

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^ But there is still Google cache and other archives...

I've just re-read it, you come over fine, my mistake, must have misread it the first time.

Fuck that.  Out him CaptainPreppy!

Find out where Bop lives and fucking RUIN HIM!

He works in a health food shop somewhere in the south of England.  That's a good start.

I was going to photoshop the business card.

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I'd suggest that whichever part of your temporal lobes that deals with the understanding of embarrassment and uneasiness that maybe caused to others by you publicly airing 30 year old anecdotes about sexual conquests as well as gauging the neediness, and shameful lengths you will go to, to have any self-worth about yourself via an internet forum. Could be on the blink.

Are you telling me that any right minded and sexually active young/middle/pension aged women wouldn't be attracted by those legs, you've lost your bloody mind son.