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Worried Man · 2013-07-27 08:11:39

https://www.realdoll.com/

Just maxed out ALL my credit cards. Quit my job too. I also fitted large secure locks on all my doors and stocked my fridge with frozen pizzas and cokes. Enough for a few months of sustenance. Also purchased 3 gallon tubs of sexual lubricant. Time.... to... PARTY!!!

Jeff Reed · 2013-07-27 10:43:47

I totally want one. But I am afraid to get one because in the event I do get a real woman how could it be explained?

Ok, so a woman comes back to my apartment. Sure, the doll will not be out in the open. But what if she does find it in its hiding space?

And then what if she does not, but a relationship starts and I slip up and leave the doll out or she finds it just as a matter of the law of averages?

Finally, what if she semi-moves in? I'm dead in the water then.

This isn't a fleshlight I can easily hide, or as easily discard. The doll is thousands of dollars.

But I really want one. Lol. I would even dress it Ivy and I'd like to take it out to dinner and the opera. I'm a romantic at heart.

Topstitcher · 2013-07-27 10:53:18

I am working on a range of JimmyDolls to sell on my new Sub-forum here. The de-lux version actually winks as you pleasure it.

TheExpandingMan · 2013-07-27 11:10:53

Worried Man · 2013-07-27 11:13:14

Haha. The fleshlight! I saw a rubber vagina once. I think it had a suction cup on the back so you could stick it to the shower wall. There's also a butthole version with ass cheeks.

Worried Man · 2013-07-27 11:14:53

Jeff Reed · 2013-07-27 11:18:34

Film Noir Buff · 2013-07-27 11:37:34

I would love to make a doll from the image/mold of a girl I know... Very "Super Trooper-ish"

TheExpandingMan · 2013-07-27 14:39:00

adorable homunculus · 2013-07-27 15:21:14

I don't get it. Real women are free. And they can follow instructions.

Jeff Reed · 2013-07-27 16:14:19

Jeff Reed · 2013-07-27 16:18:57

Worried Man · 2013-07-27 16:41:36

Topstitcher · 2013-07-27 23:57:24

Topstitcher · 2013-07-28 00:02:11

It also likes to do it Shaggy Dog style.

(... Which reminds me of a shopping trip with Graham The Greyhound where we found some Shetlands that he said looked 'like those Doggy Shag ones'... Oh we laughed until the tears ran down our legs...)

fxh · 2013-07-28 00:35:33

Worried Man · 2013-07-28 08:44:33

^
HAHAHA

Worried Man · 2013-07-28 08:47:59

Worried Man · 2013-07-28 08:49:31

Oh. You guys should try on a pair of these too.

http://www.gurlshorts.com/

Jeff Reed · 2013-07-28 09:12:53

Worried Man · 2013-07-28 11:30:22

I do wonder what their customer service reps must hear on the phone - the inquiries, etc. Do they accept returns?

Armchaired · 2013-07-28 11:48:56

I think we need to retitle this thread Perv corner or something
You guys really are a bunch of sick puppies.
Maybe thats the wrong phrase one of you will probably admit to having made love to Lassie.,

Jeff Reed · 2013-07-28 12:05:06

Worried Man · 2013-07-28 12:24:18

Worried Man · 2013-07-28 12:26:06

I am usually that guy at the the party that takes the sick jokes too far and before I know it there's just dead silence and people slowly move away from me. Looks of disgust all around with the straggler looking at me in disgust and saying "Damn dude. That's just sick." That's when I shrug and take a satisfying sip of my drink.

Last edited by Worried Man (2013-07-28 12:33:39)

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