I keep forgetting that side of the business. Apologies.  I like the more inventive stuff.  'Rutting' is nice, but lacks kink. It all depends on how jaded you are...

35 years of sex has left me a bit bored with it all. Unlike 35 years of 'Ivy' or Vodka.

Once you've tried it all up to a point, decided what you like and done that for a few decades, you soon realise that a stiff drink and a new shirt are often far more satisfying. And then there's Jazz...

I'm still slutty when I can be bothered, but increasingly I do it to avoid talking to people. Far easier to snog them than have to listen to all their silly talk.

Bah !  BumHug.

There's a place you can drink alcohol, eat chips, and draw with crayons on the tables?


I am momentarily speechless.

This isn't the way that we did it my day. If you do ask her what material her jumper is made of compliment her on the shade of pink and feyly stroke her arm, just be sure that you are not wearing double-strapped monks at the same time.

Will constantly touching yourself have the opposite effect?