What is it with wives? I have been telling Mrs Armchaired for years not to buy clothes for me.
She has just called me to say she has bought me two pairs of Italian made trousers in the M & S sale.
And a pair of shoes that sound very much like double monk straps (dread). I am currently pooling resources for
My Fizzy and a pair of Hertling five pockets. Why must she waste my money on trousers that probably?
Have a 9 inch rise (Dom may like them) and shoes that will almost certainly go straight to e bay.
At least if i had a Boyfriend he would listen to me wouldn’t he?
I am Cursed for being a hetro.
Women huh who needs them? Do any of you lot have this problem or is my wife as I suspect a basket case.
Take the trousers and shoes back to M&S and get your money back.
HAHA. I've often told Mrs. WM that I'm going to go get in a relationship with a wealthy gay man, just so she and I can have an increased standard of living.
Back to AC's original point...
My mother still, to this day, will buy me a shirt or something that she thinks I'll like. It's always way off base. Christmas brings at least one article of clothing I can't stand. I've told her to stop buying me clothes, and I've told my dad to tell her not to by me clothes. Still, it's inevitable.
Thankfully Mrs. WM knows what I like, but the cost of most of the items on my real want list are a little out of the range of just buying something to be friendly. She'll come home from a thrift store with some really cool items for me every once in a while - the last being a nice Pendleton board shirt.
AC, we just need to cherish the women that love us, not wish for homosexuality.
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I guess we've all got our fetishes. I for one, would love to see Mrs. WM dress up like Oxford Cloth Button Down, and then every time I try to put a move on her she inches away, moves my hand off her leg, turns the other cheek when I lean in for a kiss, gently slaps my hand away from her breast.
I have respect for any woman insane enough to put up with us. Or a healthy fear, one of the two.
HA
I actually know a real life homosexual (We're having drinkies in a little bar I know tomorrow) and it is my understanding that being a 'Gay' will not save you from other people's choices. Only you can do that.
I wish you well.
Shit that’s obviously a dead-end then, especially as you actually know a real life gay person.
What about some of the gender reassignment crowd? Might be worth a try?
How about a thread, "If I were gay, I would fancy 'x'", where 'x' would have to be a FNB member?
No judgments.
I know who I would want to take me home.
Its like... well when you walk into an old boozer and suddenly you realise there's a rainbow flag behind the bar. I'll finish my drink and be on my way
If you find yourself happily wearing double-strapped monks, you know that you have crossed the rubicon.
I've always been a hit with queers. Especially back when I was living in the city and going out all the time. I had two guys that developed pretty severe crushes that bordered on obsessive stalker behavior. One was a coworker, so those were very tricky waters to navigate. I was able to rectify that one pretty amicably. The other guy ended up never speaking with me again and would give me cold go to hell I want to kill you stares whenever I would see him. Shame really, because I really liked him and enjoyed his company as a friend.
For those that don't know, Atlanta has a huge gay population. I call it South Francisco.