The kiss & tell:
Went to dinner. Had a drink before sitting. Bottle of wine with. We were both a little tipsy, so we went to walk and ended up in Union Square. We talked, touched a bit, stole my first kiss. As it turns out we are both closet dessert junkies, despite rarely indulging, but we were feeling it so we went to Max Brenner's. We had champagne and a chocolate pizza.
She lives with her parents in Queens, and I live in south Brooklyn, and it just wasn't the thing to do to say come with me to my house, but it was the thing to ride back to Queens with her. We fooled around more than is socially acceptable on platforms and trains. Other passengers probably hated us, and I've been there before, but I don't care.
This all set up nicely as tonight we are going to take it easy AT MY PLACE where she will make dinner. If I cannot seal the deal tonight, I should have it chopped off and be banished to Byzantium.
^^^
Great news I will listen out for the howls later tonight.
Did you mean Banished from Byzantium?
Seeing as it was the only relatively civilised place in Europe for about 500 years.
Top tip. Mind and trim your pubes, Jeff. Good luck.
You realise this kind of serialised dramatisation would make a great graphical novel. That we later sell the movie rights for to the highest bidder
Maybe Jim could add it to his upcoming releases?
No flushing niacin might help... dont ask me how I know that.
This has all gone very technical but you cant fault FNB up to now.
But let me share some techniques that have worked for me..
Watch a film that isnt so good you forget what shes there for. Also for the love of god dont watch a tv boxset.. especially one she likes you'll be up till half three and wish you were asleep by the time anything is going to happen.
Do have snacks like nuts round they contain good fats that prepare the body for luuuurve making
Avoid lactose.
Um... be obvious but not hasty or forward.
If you're with a lass and you offer to have her move a bit closer. If she says no then well you know you're out the game. Some odd ones will not fit into this rule but most will. If she likes a cuddle on the couch your quids in and will probably be knee deep by 11.30
Step 2.
Youve got her in the sack... what do you.. take the initial excitement down a notch..or go off like a rocket. Difficult call I would suggest clocking if shes a slow burner or not.
Some cum at the drop of a hat.. you'll find this out after youve had a wee fumble down there.. if you aint got her off in 5 mins... youre in for the long haul my friend.. and its going to be one long day at the office.. I hope youve been doing your cardio..
Last edited by Worried Man (2013-08-11 16:11:46)
Oof.
Well, now you know the trick.