ghostly subatomic particles

fucking hell

Now we know why Ice Cube is always so angry.  He hadn't detected any Neutrinos since 1987. That poor man.

Any truth to the rumour that that "siren" noise at the start of 'Straight Outta Compton' is actually a particle accelerator Eazy E constructed out of valve amps, a Casio keyboard and the LEDs from Dre mixing desk.

Dr dre isn't even a real doctor you know.  He's actually a professor of Astrophysics.





Neutrinos are wonderful things. It's hypothesised, theorised and has been proven that they can do  loads of things many mathematicians and physicists would swear was impossible.

They pass through you and me all the time. They pass through the earth too and just keep on going.

They travel at the speed of light (not faster!). They have a mass so small even by subatomic levels that it's currently impossible to accurately measure. But they do have mass! And they travel at the speed of light!

It's still possible that they can travel faster than light, even though the one that they thought travelled faster was just a measuring glitch.

They morph, appear and disappear and did  I mention they travel at the speed of light!


Their presence hints at the dark universe's existence. It's currently thought that 95% of the universe is dark too.

In the words of Bop "Anything is possible".

It's good.  It's all good.

Cheers for the link and welcome back to the forum.

The random and chaotic (2 different things, if you knew science you'd know that durrr) are perfectly acceptable in Science.

I tell you what else doesn't exist - Swindon. It was made up by a railway company. It isn't real.

Science is, of course, wrong. All of its theories are subject to being disproved as human knowledge advances. So there's no point paying any attention to it.

The news is largely made up too. When I worked for the Beeb we played a game called 'Where's the news?' What you did was to take an event and make it 'newsworthy' by spinning some aspect of it. Events and news being two very different things.

My 7am vodka & orange is an event but it isn't newsworthy until it becomes Secret Shame Shocker Of Socialist Socialite Slurper.

Personally I don't believe in weather forecasts either. It just seems too far fetched. Weather forecasts are as mental as Horoscopes.

Numerology ! Now there's a hat full of balls for you.

... And the list goes on ...

When I'm Pope all this will change.

Busted !

*Hangs head in shifty fashion and shuffles feet*