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#401 2013-08-29 02:13:50
- Liam
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I'm not saying your mama's fat but the last man she had was called breakfast.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#402 2013-08-29 02:15:13
- Liam
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I'm not saying your mama's fat but sooner or later that Japanese 'marine research' vessel is going to find where she is.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#403 2013-08-29 05:50:02
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Yo mammas teeth so yellow, I can't Believe it's not Butter.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#404 2013-08-29 06:41:25
- Liam
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^that's my favourite. I'm stealing that.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#405 2013-08-29 07:02:56
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My favourite was from the fresh prince..
Yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.
#406 2013-08-29 07:33:42
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Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#407 2013-08-29 11:38:36
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Yo momma so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to make a shadow.
#408 2013-08-29 11:42:02
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Yo moma is so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phone book.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#409 2013-08-29 11:46:32
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I'm not saying your family is poor, but the last time I came to your house, everyone was running around the Giant vibrator table. I asked yo momma what was going on, and she said, "The first one that drops, we eat."
#410 2013-08-29 11:55:33
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Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#411 2013-08-29 12:02:24
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Yo momma so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history class.
#412 2013-08-29 12:13:32
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Yo momma so old, in history class they looked out the window.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#413 2013-08-29 12:18:46
#414 2013-08-29 12:30:35
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Yo momma so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
#415 2013-08-29 12:31:06
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Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#416 2013-08-29 13:18:10
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^
I think I saw that guy in Memphis!
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#417 2013-08-29 13:25:14
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"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#418 2013-08-29 13:26:50
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Yo momma so fat, by the time she reaches the top of them stairs, she's gonna be so old that the top floor is going to be all decayed and rotten to the point where it won't even be safe for her to go up there.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#419 2013-08-29 13:30:41
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lulz.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#420 2013-08-29 13:37:22
#421 2013-08-29 14:41:33
- Liam
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I feel sorry for all your mama's.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#422 2013-08-29 15:00:25
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- Ivy I.V.
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I think this thread is a sad indictment of this forum and our society's in general.
I think we all need to make amends and turn this Yo Mama stuff on its head.
(url=)http://www.refinery29.com/2013/05/46848/yo-mama-jokes-compliments-video(url/)
Yo Mama's so environmentally conscious she can read the thoughts of trees.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#423 2013-08-29 15:31:48
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Yo momma's fried chicken is so good, if Colonel Sanders had her recipe, he'd be a general.
#424 2013-08-29 15:41:45
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Yo momma so ladylike, but I wish her intrinsic feminine beauty hadn’t sabatoged her bodybuilding career.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#425 2013-08-29 15:53:57
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Yo momma so beautiful that when I compare her to other ladies I’ve seen, she usually comes up in the top four or so. Sometimes even before your sister.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�