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#501 2013-08-31 02:13:59
- Liam
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama's nickname in the neighbourhood is Dr Do-Nothin.
This is because she do nothin lazy, she dumb so she ain't no doctor and stray dogs follow her around hoping a pork chop will fall out of her fat folds.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#502 2013-08-31 02:14:49
- Armchaired
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"Yo-Mama's so dumb she bought grey weejuns."
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#503 2013-08-31 02:20:49
#504 2013-08-31 06:25:47
- TheExpandingMan
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so ugly her doctor treats her by mail.
#505 2013-08-31 06:31:32
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so fat she could hula hoop the Super Bowl.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#506 2013-08-31 06:51:11
- Liam
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so cheap she freezes Christmas left-overs to serve again next year.
She also freezes the Christmas presents, which is just weird.
Why yo mama freeze everything? She a messed up bitch.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#507 2013-08-31 07:33:53
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#508 2013-08-31 07:35:28
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#509 2013-08-31 07:48:38
- Liam
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
I think that's the start of an Eddie Murphy routine.
One of the one's he fished out of Richard Pryor's waste paper bin.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#510 2013-08-31 08:22:37
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so conservative she thinks gun control means "squeeze, don't pull."
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#511 2013-08-31 08:28:17
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama so liberal she thinks off-shore drilling is just a Sex on the Beach with more alcohol
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#512 2013-08-31 08:32:19
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
yo mama so fat, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#513 2013-08-31 08:45:15
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma was so horny last night, when I stuck my hand down the front of her pants it felt like a horse eating oats.
#514 2013-08-31 09:13:48
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
^
HAHAHA!! God. So sick!
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#515 2013-08-31 09:23:23
#516 2013-08-31 09:41:22
- TheExpandingMan
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yeah, I even grossed myself out with that one.
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#519 2014-01-03 14:26:33
- Goodyear welt
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Its the way I tell em...
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#520 2014-01-03 14:39:47
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Rocking traditional, current and classic Italian Ivy since 2011.
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#523 2014-01-03 15:08:44
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#524 2014-01-03 15:10:19
- Goodyear welt
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Oh la la, looks like your getting a wee bit angry Kai.
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#525 2014-01-03 15:15:14
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955