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#1 2013-09-03 19:42:48
- Jeff Reed
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Pretty Sure I'm in Love
In love with a married woman at work. We went to get soft serve ice cream sundaes together today. If we were not such morally inculcated beings, we would be notching holes in my hardwood floors right now.
I don't need your civil war.
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#2 2013-09-03 19:47:40
- TheExpandingMan
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
Ah, what's marriage but a tax status when you get right down to it?
#3 2013-09-03 20:17:55
- Jeff Reed
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
IKR! We agreed next time we will share a single sundae as one each was too much. I sense the destruction of a tax status and I really don't care. I'm not the one who is married.
Remember those walls I built? Well, baby, they tumblin' down. They didn't even make a sound.
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#4 2013-09-03 22:12:09
- Goodyear welt
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
What happened to the bird with the lemon water but didn't want sex? Now you've got designs on a married woman 'cause she'll share an ice cream???? Doesn't mean she wants to cheat on her own man. I got a free cake with my coffee the other day off the bird in the local caff, I didn't fall in love with her or think she wanted to jump my bone 'cause of it. You need to get a grip on yourself mate.
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#5 2013-09-04 02:01:34
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
You missed a trick there, Welty. She was clearly after you. All the signals were there - Remember what C.A.K.E. stands for ?
Bravo Mr. Reed - A true romantic. 'Sharing a sundae' sounds like a delightful weekend tryst. I think that was a coded message too - To share a Sunday together as if Single...
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#7 2013-09-04 03:19:42
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
Jeff, please do not be offended but…. are you being serious here?
At any rate - rule 1: don’t go on dates that do not involve booze.
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#8 2013-09-04 03:37:55
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
Rule 1 is very good, but also take a good look at them sober, before you consider engagement or sprogs.
Another good Rule, is never take on someone elses kids, especially pre-teens, or teenagers as this is a road to hell and a fools bargain akin to selling your soul to the devil.
And remember this, the exotic erotic, no matter how initially enticing, cannot survive the mundanity of marriage, living together and having kids.
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#9 2013-09-04 03:50:22
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We dont need any of the clothes we buy except as a means to be the star in the film of our life populated by constructs - FNB
#10 2013-09-04 04:13:38
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
Oh fiddlesticks !
Jeff is a ladies man. Let him enjoy all the delightful female company he can.
Love is like a butterfly. It lands, flickers its wings and eventually moves on. Jeff should cherish the flickers.
I applaud his instincts. Why not fall in love everyday ?
He is handsome, free and single. He is doing no wrong.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#11 2013-09-04 04:19:30
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Nor is he getting his end away. 
We dont need any of the clothes we buy except as a means to be the star in the film of our life populated by constructs - FNB
#12 2013-09-04 05:07:19
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That's the quest !
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#13 2013-09-04 05:52:04
- Jeff Reed
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
Yes. Love is blind. To legal statuses even.
Try this on: these were soft serve sundaes...you know the ones where the ice cream is served in a tapering point. Well my point was leaning as we entered the building. One might imagine what this resembled. She saw it and laughed saying to keep it up and she would help me do so if needed. She leaned down as though she were going to eat the tapered point but at the last inch she raised up. Come the fuck on now!
The girl's smitten and at my mercy. Ice cream is sex. I know my metaphors. The only question is if I am man enough to take it. Or am I man enough to leave it alone?
I know what's right and wrong to bourgeois society. But I've often thought, in business, investing, politics, religion, morality and so on that everyone is always wrong.
A little flirtation at least is probably good for her marriage. I'll bet she did her husband six ways to sundae last night. You're welcome, buddy.
#15 2013-09-04 07:05:23
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Re: Pretty Sure I'm in Love
We've created a monster!
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#18 2013-09-04 07:22:27
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"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#20 2013-09-04 10:18:17
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I'm a sap.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#21 2013-09-04 10:28:09
- fxh
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Liam, clearly you'd never make a proper merkin. Even after all your used deadmens sack jackets, ocbds and your ivy obsessions. Shooting him in the neck at his place with a single shot isn't authentic USA.
Finding out he had an ice cream with your wife at work, then grabbing an automatic machine gun, and going into his work and mowi g down 20 or so of the fuckers he works with. Now that's american.
#22 2013-09-04 10:32:53
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^
Hahaha. Even better if he works at a school.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#23 2013-09-04 11:02:17
- Liam
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That does sound very American.
What's would the Australian response be? Chuck his didgeridoo in the Billabong?
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