Anyone want to join the lady and me? We're applying tonight.
http://www.mars-one.com/en/
Actually, I just looked at the applicants and don't really want to go anymore.
Looks like a sausage fest. And the few women that are there, pfff, I wouldn't touch them with yours!
I'll sign up but only so that I can rule these freaks as Mars' first dictator. If you come along I promise a kushy job at my side. All you'll have to do is throw your weight around a bit, brutally crush the odd protest that starts up. Easy.
The pioneers take the arrows. No thanks. I imagine those going are improving two planets.
Probably for the best Jeff. You'd just end up falling in love with everyone on the shuttle ride.
Hah. Probably. If WM was on board with me, I'd definitely ask him if he would like to see me high rise.
Not for me - but it does solve my Christmas present list this year.
It would sure solve the recurring concrete overcoat problem. I'd only go myself if they started a scheme fro Planet Zog - take up all the rackets from day 0. What law are these guys gonna apply and how enforce it - hell they's gonna need guys like me! Maybe I'll get a free ride.
They're gonna need a gardener up there. Someone with a real green thumb.
I am definitely onboard if only because it’s a mainly Dutch enterprise. They are well known crazy bastards
And very sexually liberated ,the Director of Communications is called Suzanne Flinkenflögel for christ sake.
Just that name is enough for me,the thought of having my Flogel flinked in outerspace is just cosmic.
But you know the Flogel is the.... oh nevermind.
Sweet meat pâté.
And the people going do not seem like material for pioneering. A bunch of lazy, many out of shape, middle-aged men. I don't see much vitality in the group.
Also, I hear their spacesuits were designed by Kenneth Cole.
Lol...for some reason that made me think about Ox going up there in a space suit resembling khakis, a blue blazer, a blue OCBD, and repp tie as he lords over the colonists, making them build a replica of his typical "town" background. Whoa to the fellow who forgot the pedestrian signal!
OCBD at least looks like he could deal with the heavy work involved up there. He's got astronaut hair too.
I vote we send him into space whether he likes it or not! For the good of the colony!
Any other forum members you'd like to see blasted into space?
Expanding Man could go up and do a comedy set for the group. But we need him back here. He brings the LOLs.
If someone needs to be offed, WM. But again, we need him here.
I think we should send Shooey. Not because I don't like him, but because we're going to need someone who can communicate with the aliens and also find quality shoos with stitched on leather soles.
Just because we're pioneering doesn't mean we have to live like savages.
Shooey would also have those fat necks who've already applied straightened out quick smart.
A good man to have on board.
Mars would be covered with postholes in less than a week with Shooey in charge.