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#576 2013-10-08 13:32:11

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

My first post here, and I hope you can excuse a slightly critical one. I have become increasingly irritated by Mr.Crompton's site (in particular, his rather self-satisfied facial expressions on photographs of his latest "triumph"). I would welcome your views on the - I thought - surprising judgement when describing his "Permanent Style Club Tie" (sic):

"A few little changes of my own though, like not having a keeper on the back (no sartorial gent uses them, but the tie companies generally have to keep them to cater to the lowest-common denominator)."

As someone who is clearly at the lowest common denominator level in Mr. C's book as I rather like to use the "keeper", should I be bothered to post a reply on his site?

 

#577 2013-10-08 13:54:39

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I am the expert sartorial gent, with no keeper.

 

#578 2013-10-08 18:45:00

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

No tie keeper?

Who would want to be a "gent"? I would be perfectly satisfied to remain a gentleman.

 

#579 2013-10-09 05:09:40

Dudley Clarke
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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#580 2013-10-09 06:56:16

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

I see that he is giving Cleverley a plug today (it must be their turn again!) - as well as a revolting selection of shoes on Daniel (Harry Potter) Radcliffe and - style icon of the age - Jason 'Bovver' Statham - in a pair of blue crocs! How sartorigent - new word - well, mebbe.


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#581 2013-10-10 05:54:44

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

A keeper on a tie is just a part of a tie. Often fellows don't use it; just as they don't do up the bottom button on a vest or use the buckle on a polo coat - but to go to the lengths of leaving a keeper off a tie, to make some point, is just damned silly - as is citing Daniel Radcliffe and Jason Statham as style icons. Ye gods. They are a pair of perfect examples of what money cannot buy!

I am sorry, George Cleverley, but if you put like advertising having these gooks as customers, I think that one might leave you alone.

Moreover, if there is no keeper on a tie to 'ignore', you lose a sprezz point from la famille Rubinacci - but you can always make it up by having your ankle tattooed.

But did Simon Trumpton ever have any 'cred' in the first place...

Last edited by Reckless Reggie (2013-10-10 05:59:03)


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#582 2013-10-10 10:58:25

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

Thank you for your replies. I am beginning to think that Mr.C must be some sort of elaborate - if well-remunerated - spoof.

For example, the following is surely an arcane joke?

"In the end, the tie is also a sign of fealty with the site. I know many people have been reading Permanent Style for years, and I’m very grateful for all the support shown to me over that time. Until now, there has been no obvious way to demonstrate that loyalty...(interspersed with a photograph of Mr. C inspecting the tie and looking very pompous)...The Permanent Style club tie costs £125."

 

#583 2013-10-10 11:28:27

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#584 2013-10-10 11:46:26

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

I am in his stats. I wish that I could stop visiting but I just can't. I'm hooked. He's an absolute must read. No day is complete without Cromps and the weekends  feel empty. His peculiar combo: of hit-and-miss pretence, pretentiousness, hubris, cunning, brass-necked cheek, self-importance and po-faced total lack of humour is a compelling formula - what will the little f***er get up to next! He's better than the Archers! I especially like the fact that this clothing expert, this style guru - adviser to A&S and Harrods - is an East Sheen boy who has made it - to live Peckham Rye - and still get taken seriously!! You gotta give the boy points for that. Waoar, waw, waw, waw. I say carry on reading Cromps - he's the tops for a piss-yerself, gut-busting, roaring laugh - a bit like 'Posh Spice' Beckham.


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#585 2013-10-15 12:12:21

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#586 2013-10-15 12:51:06

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

In the lavender cardie he looks like Professor Higgins who one day got dressed in the dark in Liza Doolittle's old rags.


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#587 2013-10-17 03:57:06

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

Thursday, 17 October 2013



   
Last few Permanent Style club ties




   






There are only around 15 of the Permanent Style club ties left, in case anyone missed last week’s post and wants to snap one up now. They are still available at Drake’s, online and in the shop, at Trunk, again online or in their shop, and at Leffot in New York.




The ties are limited to 100 pieces, all individually numbered.




For more details on this collaboration between Permanent Style and Drake’s, see post here.





Translation .. I haven't sold any of these ties, maybe the iGentry are not as stupid as I thought?

 

#588 2013-10-17 04:00:20

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

I reckon there's a lot of jealousy around old comps ... I know I'm jealous of how much free stuff he manages to bag .. although I'm not sure I'd want to go to 9 or whatever different tailors, some of whom I know for a fact are rubbish.

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#589 2013-10-17 04:52:18

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

He could've saved face by going down the London Lounge club tie route, i.e. Charvet has a bundle of cloth which Alden approved and if you are richer than Croesus you can ring up Charvet and they'll make you a tie out of it, but no problem with having to shift excess stock.

 

#590 2013-10-17 04:55:49

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#591 2013-10-17 04:56:57

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#592 2013-10-17 07:41:35

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

I would just like to get some free suits .. which at the moment cost me a few grand a piece. some bespoke shoes would be nice from somewhere like fosters or lobb.

yes agree his wardrobe does very little for him, and he looks more comfortable in the odd photo of him in a jeans and jumper .. probably fits more with his lifestyle too. I mean if you are a journalist/blogger, living a suburban existence are you really going down to the local pub in handmade three piece suits etc? that's a big issue with the iGentry .. their style of dressing is incongruent with their lifestyle. they want to dress like the british aristocracy 30 or 40 years ago .. but live in a three bedroom semi in some suburban town making them look weird.

 

#593 2013-10-17 08:00:13

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

Har Har Har Har Har - Warawa - Har Har Har Har Har. Poor old Crompie! He needs to find a better hate-figure substitute - just as Chenners 'did' and then we'll leave him alone. Har Har Har Har Har. I'm sorry, it's just in my nature to laugh thusly. 'Thusly' - Har Har Har Har Har. O my Gawd I think that I'm having a turn...............


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And thou be my Columbine fair,
My wand should, with one magic whisk,
Transport us to Hanover Square."                       The Knut with a 'K'.

 

#594 2013-10-17 08:11:46

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#595 2013-10-17 10:39:29

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#596 2013-10-18 04:07:47

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

Very good points - I cannot imagine the Huntsman tweed number gets many airings (though he claims to wear it when cycling?):

http://www.permanentstyle.co.uk/2011/03/huntsman-tweed-suit-part-6.html#.UmEINBZgPzI

 

#597 2013-10-18 05:08:01

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#598 2013-10-18 07:22:50

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

Huntsman tweed with breeks as well smile .. there would be very few people who authentically dress like this in 2013, those who do probably do so as it's an old tweed suit from the old days which they want to wear out, many would probably choose to opt for modern technical hunting clothing from people like musto etc as it is lighter, warmer, easier to clean and so on. Walking through the country shooting guns is a greasy, dirty and muddy activity often in the damp and wet in the UK. I would hazard a guess that people who actually do wear clothes like this to hunt in don't wear this type of attire to actually go out in like the iGentry like to imagine and instead would likely wear a worsted/flannel wool suit and tie.

The iGentry live in a fantasy land of make believe to play dress up. Amusingly most seem not to actually live in the UK ... but come from the US or Singapore / Hong Kong where anglophiles still seem to thrive. If you really want to dress like a typical brit on an evening out ... opt for jeans, untucked shirt and a pair of scuffed loafers .. less costly and more authentic.

I have some tweed jackets and suits but I have come round to the city clothes for the city and country clothes for when you're out of the city rule. Its an oldie but still makes a lot of sense. I only really wear tweed jacket sometimes on the weekends, going to the local pub in the suburbs and that sort of thing. Tweed is rustic, if worn properly it doesn't make most people turn and think 'wow, isn't that guy well dressed' .. its also heavy, very warm in a weight over 15oz (which proper tweed is) and therefore in a modern metropolis is totally impractical .. even Will from SW who seems to be a collector of such things concedes as much, although of course he is on the W Coast in the States, opting for worsted tweed substitutes instead now he's worked out he doesn't actually wear his proper tweed stuff (ooops). Theres a good reason why tweed went out of fashion unlike other items which probably should have remained.

fruity

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#599 2013-10-18 08:53:07

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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?


I am the expert sartorial gent, with no keeper.

 

#600 2013-10-18 10:22:40

Oldfruit1
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Re: Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

compie has a degree from oxford .. do you know what in? what an absolute waste of a good education!

 

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