A very charming man JH. Does he still live in that quirky little house?
I used to take visiting American friends to the Sloane Street branch when I lived down that way. JH often did a tour of his kingdom & you'd get to see him. I actually used to leave Americans in there while I popped out to Partridges (their own label champagne was jolly good with one of their roast chickens) and to see a friend in Georgina Van Etzdorph or whatever that place was called. She was a lovely girl. Taught me all about pulse points, she did, and where a lady should apply scent for the best results... Happy memories of sniffing her tits... 'It's alright, it's only Jimmy'...
On returning to Hackett my American friends were usually transformed into English Gentlemen. Oh how I'd wink at the boys behind the till...
I've never done anything but good. Ever.
My greatest joy has always been teaching Americans proper English table manners. It matters and is a big part of the English look.
What else?
Oh - The English haircut: The side parting, the wings, the floppy frontage...
Then there's the English walk... Americans always try to look healthy thinking that that makes them look rich or something. Not so the English. We stoop and walk as if we've just had a bad fall off a horse to display our status.
Good teeth are also associated with being rather common over here.
Old shoes are prized.
Men who wear wedding rings are also deeply suspect. You're not a f*cking woman, take it off.
... These things I know, for G*d made me an Englishman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQE3GfkrOo
Oi - you lot spelling again - 'discreet' means sub rosa or restrained and 'discrete' means separate.
I'm with Formbs - Duds lacks his subtlety and so can only parrot a dictionary to try to make a redundantly pointless point.
'Quietly loud' used to be an old expression. No idea where from.
'A whispered scream' comes, I think, from somebody's diaries I once read - He was talking about his ties too...
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Remembered this in the night as I was tossing and turning -
http://www.sanjeev.net/poetry/betjeman-john/on-a-portrait-of-a-deaf-man-182199.html
"The tie, discreetly loud,"
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I have just been watching a marvellous training film ('e-learning' in the lingo) on teams.
A South African voice over - which is a first.
The wooden acting is all done by Americans. It is multicultural and the non-white female is always the boss.
There is some confusion until I realise 'Hector is the name of one of the individuals and not an example of bad team behaviours.
Really bad clothes. Double breasted jackets with enormous shoulders. Shirts with crappy collars, terrible ties....
'Hectoring people' - Now that really does take me back. Thank you for reminding me of an old friend. I must use the term more often.
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If it was a South African film, then by law there are racial quotas each organisation has to fulfil for positions being populated by the right ethnic and gender mix (weighted).
Hector of 'Hectors House' was French though they all had Received Pronunciation on British TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJMAeuFoxRI