Sticking courgettes up your arse does nothing for the flavour when you come to cook them you know.......oops I misread that......
I thought you said 'I once had sex with a vegetable'......
ours went a couple fo years ago
I always preferred the pony express.
Jenny Malpas's Post Office seems to have gone...
Did I post on here, or elsewhere, the time there was a group of Irish tinkers in front of me in the Post Office trying to claim their long dead grandmother's old age pension? The stench was horrid.