"When things go wrong and will not come right,
Though you do the best you can,
When life looks black as the hour of night -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

When money's tight and is hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

When your health is bad and your heart feels strange,
And Your face is pale and wan,
When your doctors say you need a change -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

When food is scarce and your larder bare
And no rashers grease your pan,
When hunger grows and your meals are rare -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

In time of trouble and lousy strife,
You have still got a darlin' plan,
You can still turn to a brighter life -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN."

Listen to Myles.  He knew.

Last edited by Voltaire's Bastard (2007-07-13 15:57:48)

At the moment, Terry and I are having Vapor sherry at our Internet Gentleman's club in the Virtual West End.

I've never had a drink in my life, but if we're talking virtual drinks, I'll have a white russian. 

After watching the Big Lebowski, I've always wanted to try that.

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I want to lie down now.



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Last edited by tripchauncey (2007-11-07 07:55:06)

http://www.bibacity.co.uk/shop/product.php?productid=16347

Dangerously strong, but not a brandy. Fortnums used to sell it.