Who would have guessed  that growing a moustache in the style of your great great grandfather would not be taken seriously:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/men_shealth/10421211/Movember-ditch-the-awful-moustache-and-hold-a-bake-sale-instead-says-etiquette-expert.html

And here is the website of the consultancy mentioned, The English Manner:

http://www.theenglishmanner.com/

This course sounds just  the ticket:

http://www.theenglishmanner.com/seasonal-courses/1-day-secrets-to-a-stress-free-christmas

The afternoon tea masterclass with the jolly seedy looking William Hanson is going down well in China:

http://www.theenglishmanner.com/gallery

Now I am starting to understand why the economy doesn't need to rebalance to high-end manufacturing. With a service industry exporting and delivering these type of courses on a global scale, Blighty's future is assured!

Toodle pip!