At last I think I've found a use for all you perfect specimens of manhood...
We can harvest your organs to keep the rest of us going!
A new liver for me
A nice pair of lungs for Mr. Horace, just so he can keep on smoking
New hair for Alan C.
And any balls you can spare just to beef up the posting on AAAC...
Being Gentlemen you'll be happy to help the rest of us out.
Now wasn't it worth living your boy-scout lives?
Good Time Terry.
Oh, Terry, you really don't want my liver.
Just had a shout out from "A.N. Other" in AndyTradland:
Could anybody spare their sense of taste?
They need one over there.
They say so smooth and so perfectly round is his head that with fingers up nose and in mouth his esteemed wife likes to bowl with him...
Strike!
He needs a new look I think...
Alan with an Afro would be my choice. You?
"A new liver for me
A nice pair of lungs for Mr. Horace, just so he can keep on smoking
New hair for Alan C."
An extra foot for Mafoofan.
Of height.
cheers,
bull
How do people even know what Alan's hair looks like?