As if that brush  with celebrity wasn't enough to blow your mind - I also used to work down the pit with  Tory Transport Minister - the right horrible Patrick Mcloughlin . and yes kids, he's every bit as slimy in real life. What's worse - I've a sneaking suspicion that he'll eventually end up as PM or at least deputy ....  f***ing class traitor.

Celebrity Arseholes continued.

Many years ago I used to do a bit of work in the houses of Parliament.
They have a pub in there that used to operate outside the old legal licensing hours.
Some of the goings on in there were quite amazing I won’t bore you with them but they are shocking.

The most pleasant chap I ever spoke with in the HOP was the now foreign sectary William Hague.
Surprisingly not an arsehole

While driving I once cut Roger Daltrey up at a junction on the Tower Bridge road, he called me a rude name
And I just laughed and told him to get his silly curley hair cut. Arsehole

Was introduced to Princess Anne at a charity event and she cracked a rude joke and was quite pleasant
Surprisingly not an arsehole

I once had a drink in company with the British comedian Roland Rivron . Over the top, definitely an Arsehole.

Duncan Bannatyne.  In a pub.

My mates and I thought it would be fun to wind him up by pretending we thought he was Alan Hanson.

Bannatyne played along and bought us all a round before departing with a lovely looking blonde.

Surprisingly not an arsehole.