I go to all sorts of places... If I was going where he does I'd just wear some smelly old jeans and not shave. However, if I was dressed like him I wouldn't go to the places he does. Maybe he's spent all his money on his special outfits and has so little left over that he can only trawl dumps for a night out ?
Just another victim of this cruel recession.
I suspect the awful truth is that most who see him in the places he goes to must think that he's doing it for a joke. People often resent jokes. Hence the problems he brings down upon himself.
I've no issue with how he dresses really, it's just the appropriateness of it that's all wrong. We've recently put some snaps up of me in my drinking clothes on Talk Ivy - The point being that different activities require different clothes. I was photo'd camping it up in a collection of smelly rumpled vintage Americana. Real pub clothes with an American influence going on... There was a great outrage ! We need more photos of people just living life in their clothes online, not just dressing for the camera and posing. I often drink all day so I wear drinking clothes. It's a lifestyle thing. When I'm in the office I wear other clothes.
All this 'dressing well' & 'knowing the rules' crap is a dead end. Nothing beats dressing appropriately.
That has to be the first consideration.
Maybe?
He's a watered-down version of the sad SF/AAAC/PS shrimp in the ice-cream parlour: all dressed-up and nowhere to go. It's all very sad. Really, genuinely pathetic. Meanwhile, the forum/blog-owners who put them up to these jinks are laughing their bollocks off all the way the bank. Old Crompie was recently boasting that he (the top UK style guru - 'see here to read ABOUT ME in GQ' ) is making enough out of advertising 'hits' to pay for his bespoke experience.
I was thinking of starting a new site called ' Get Shit-Faced With Dud' - and charging punters a mere £499.99 each (all cards accepted and drinks included) to come on a pub crawl with me, starting at 18-00 hours in Mile End and progressing to Duke of York Street (off Jermyn Street) and anyone left standing and able to get into a cab unassisted at 23.20 hours gets their money refunded. Anyone needing said assistance gets stung for another £99.99. Anyone fit to go on gets to go on with Dud to the Raymond Revue Bar, where they are guaranteed to lose all accessories left at the hat check, get over-charged for drinks and smacked in the face by some old hooker's sagging breasts. The extra charge for the 'last leg' is a mere £999.99 (including entrance, hat check, drinks and said breasts). Roll-up roll-up - what's the matter with you?!
The numbers are limited to the first 100 applicants with acceptable evidence of i-gent status: print-outs of self-taken bog-shots in appalling tailoring posted on a forum; evidence that they bought a PS club tie or anything from Andy or Will; evidence that they have heard of R J Mann or Horace; or know the difference between 'Alden' and 'Aldens' will do. Everyone who bought a PS club tie has to perform a forfeit but I haven't decided what just yet. Applications, i-gents please!
I have just had TEN applications for said pub-crawl (first names only but - Simon, Michael, Andy, Will and Jim are among them) and two even asked how come I can do it so cheaply - one of them said that the last time that he did something like this was in Sicily and it cost him E4,999.99 - and that was before he got mugged in Corleone and tore a hole in his spalla camicia.
sounds like a good night out .. do you accept cheques?
fruity
I'm looking forward to it !
Good point that people are encouraged to do this sort of thing online for the financial gain of others. Now there's manipulation if you like.
I just wonder how many bar room beatings it takes for the penny to drop that the approval of an online website isn't quite as good as being a fully functioning person in the real world. I'm sure the guy is great, but all the displays of 'rules' and 'being well dressed' surely don't quite compensate for not getting smacked in the face when you go out.
Dressing appropriately has to be the most important thing. Beyond that you can show off all you like, why not ?
I'm sure his get up is fine - He's just wearing it inappropriately. He should have been in a pair of old jeans in that bar.
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To be helpful what we should do is to suggest venues where his outfit would work.
All forms of payment are acceptable. Cheques should be made payable to
Smash, Grabbit & Runn Inc.
I don't think it could pass anywhere frankly .. however if he removed the hat (possibly replaced with a simple trilby) and the coat (replaced with a dark chesterfield or something like it) .. smart bars and restaurants in London and much of Western Europe would be a good setting for this kind of thing (although he would still be overdressed).
fruity
The trouble is that he is far too young for that lot. Moreover, the hat style screams 'retro-repro', and they're just all the wrong types of clothes for a rough-neck bar. What he really needs is a pair of chinos and a Gieves & Hawkes bespoke, leather bomber-jacket.
He's waiting for his bespoke pearl-handled switchblade to be delivered.
Then he'll be safe.
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A valiant attempt to stir up a fuss, but the staid gentry won't do more than gently nibble.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?157627-Wigs
Tonight while I was gassing up the car at the station...
Not too poorly dressed gentleman in his mid- to late-fifties to me: "Hey there. Man, those are some nice shoes." (Commenting on my vintage Dexter longwings.)
Me: "Thanks."
Him: "What are those shoes called again? Wingtips?"
Me: "Uhm... well... yeah."
Him: "Do they even make wingtips anymore? My dad used to have a pair like that."
Me: "Yes, but these are very old. They may have been on the shelf when your dad bought his."
Him: "Yeah. Those are nice shoes. I like boat shoes myself."
He's wearing boat shoes. I changed the subject to the price of gasoline while the gas filled the rest of my tank.