What is it that you enjoy ?
Quick question: did you help write The Phoenix List back in the day?
No, I never even went to those sort of clubs. I was always at northern allnighters around that period.
It was directed to Jim not you.
No, not like that "got you", I meant I got the joke.
Oh Deary, Deary me - Morecambe and Unwise. at the end of the pier...
I personally would have never opened the Ivy door to the Modculture Mods.
Not IVY are they ?
No. I think 100% Ivy is a bit too niche and cultish for them. They seem to have a more general interest in nice clothes. Terrible isn't it?
No-one wants to cut heads off small poppy i-gents, but people love cutting heads off tall i-gent-poppy who are worshipped and followed forum-wide. The new softer breed like Gil and Pops never had the puff and the stuff that the old FNB bastards used to have. We were proper bastards in those days, but Gil and Pops weren't a bastard's arsehole....they were too soft because they came from the Ask Andy school of hardcore softies. Me and Grayson came from the Ask Andy school also, but we were bashed and smashed by corrupt mods and we became hardened street fighters as a result. The old AAAC gave us our stripes and we used to fight like buggery among ourselves and rip each others heads off, that's why losers like Kabbaz and Shoe-monk introduced iron curtain measures and became corrupt malevolant dictators..they needed to take tough measures to keep all the rough heads like Grayson and others in line, and they did achieve the impossible. BUT, all that did was to prime our skills...we had the toughest of the tough, malevolant dictators who had all the control, but it made Grayson, me and others because good at sinking bastards to the bottom of the ocean...it allowed us to perfect our skills and then take revenge by knifing the corrupt tormentors that once had silenced us, but it also allowed us to take our enthusiastic street fighting ways to a broader community, that community was the tall poppy i-gent admired by one and all...we wanted to show people they weren't so high and mighty and that they did have faults. We did Kabbaz, we did Manton, we did Foo...we sunk `em all. When igents become too big for their boots, you sink the bastards!!!
Since enightenment and becoming a spiritual raw guru, l have lost all my street fighting ways. I am now 1,000 times softer than Gil and Pops, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth anymore. I am a nature loving softy, and even when l accidently hurt an ant l get upset and feel bad. A tiny bug got accidently crushed on my wet hand the other day and l felt upset because it could have been preventable if l was more careful by drying my hands.
Then again, shoefairy got sunk the other day on here. Old Fritzl fixed him.
Damn. That's some real hardline shit right there.