I not seen, FNB post much, recent. Was he, banned ?
A whore to grasp,
A course to veer
Some port to drink.
^ LOL
Although I haven't had the honor of being banned from a MB, a long time ago I got banned from an ice cream place. Accustomed to wireless-internet-everywhere Bay Area, I got a list of local establishments with Wi-Fi from the Stuttgart tourism office. Closest one was this ice cream place. Once there I asked, in my poor German, about their Internet connection. Upon puzzled faces I showed them my laptop and that prompted a hand pushing my back towards the exit. They probably have never used wireless internet and got the impression I was selling them a stolen computer.
I've also never been banned from any MB. It doesn't prevent me from being a Bastard.
I once got thrown out of the Chicken Box on Nantucket during their annual Halloween costume party while under the influence of several hallucinogenic substances in spite of being a finalist in the costume contest. To this day I can't recall what I did, but it might have had something to do with making indecent advances to some young lady. In any case, the "Box" had a reputation for being the rowdiest dive on the island, so it must have taken some doing on my part to get thrown out under the pretense of having a "dangerous costume" after having been partying there for hours.